Ask tilpacer a question...

What shall we do tomorrow night Tilly?

I would suggest you take a cab downtown across from the Starbucks and answer the phone at exactly 7:52PM. Follow the instructions the woman gives you.

What if I'm a little late?

Umm... Timmy dies.

Thats fine. Kill 'em he isn't anyone I know!

-35 points for not asking a question.

You're back on points now?!?!?

Can I make up the points for doubled up questions?

Who the hell walks around with an open Urine sample?

You're back on points now?!?!?

Can I make up the points for doubled up questions?

Who the hell walks around with an open Urine sample?

I have never left the point system. Your deduction is based on me roll a 1D100 times 5, so only have 35 points taken away is lucky.

Yes you can make up points for asking more questions. 1 point per question.

Only silly people walk around with open urine samples. Everyone knows you have to put a lid on that stuff if you are walking around. You don't want to spill your urine and lose the source of your super powers.

So based on your system on rolling for point deduction I could have been at a negative point total?

How many points do I currently have?

Yes you could have.

You are sitting at 12 points.

Dude, you are always on here, do you fit it in while doing work on your computer or what ?
(perspiring minds want to know.)

I don't mix my person doings while at work. Chance are that this site would be blocked but that isn't the point. I try to separate my work from my social/personal life. It doesn't always happen as I make friends with people I work with, but I try.

I guess I am always on here because I have nothing else to do during my free time.

Only twelve points? I could have sworn I used to ask questions here often.

Did I get docked points before?

Yep only twelve.

There were other times when you docked points big time. In the hundreds. It is a tough game this asking me questions. But if you win you get pie.

Did you realize you had 39 pages under yer belt?

Nope. I thought I was at 20. It has been so long since anyone has asked me a question.

why?

Have you seen Kingdom Hospital?

Because.

Nope. I have heard about it though. I hear it is quite good.

If you mean it is time for me to get naked by myself, no.

If you mean it is time for you to get naked by yourself or with a person or people of your choosing, don't let me stop your fun.

If you mean it is time for you and me to get naked together, I would prefer dinner, maybe a movie and some cuddling with cloths on first. I am not that easy. Sorry.

What soup you like most?

Luke warm soup from Lipton.