How Would the Person Above You Die?

i could not find anything in search so this would have to do
...just say how the person above you will die



i will start with iampeeder
he will die by a raging horde of a samuri-ninja clan

falling onto an egg beater whilst making a pie....

Pirates, followed by a pet goat

Hit by a train while stumbling around drunk in the night...

a bad batch of soylent green

drowned in a vat of collagen

at 100 she seduces as 18 year old boy and dies of exhaustion.

^at 97 he falls out of a tree from staring in my widow!!!!

hey!!!! these babies are 100% natural!!!!!

hey!!!! these babies are 100% natural!!!!!




no harm directed...

ok i would use this as a premise... but its a little too mean.. but funny...
2005: Kenneth Pinyan ('Mr. Hands') of Gig Harbor, Washington died of acute peritonitis after submitting to anal intercourse with a stallion. Pinyan had had sex with a horse before. Pinyan delayed his visit to the hospital for several hours out of reluctance to admit what happened. The case led to the criminalization of bestiality in Washington.[115] His story was recounted in the 2007 documentary film Zoo.

While on safari onceuponadream is hit from a high branch with a hunk of monkey dung in the eye. The dung impeded his vision and he then stumbled into a tiger trap that recently ensnared several large tigress' in the middle of mating season. He will be missed.

swashbuckling accident....

giant mutant rabid rabbits

spelunking accident involving an angry rabid bunny

poisoned lip gloss

by an extremely jelous ickysam

suffocated when his John Tesh memoribilia falls and buries him

on a pirate ship in an inflatable boob heist, unfotunately his sword stabbed his flotation device

starving to death after being convinced to go find "candy" in the back of the trunk of the car of his new online date

omg i drive pass this white van every day on the way to work that someone spraypainted "free candy" and a pink loli pop on the side i have been meaning to take a picture cause it makes me laugh every day....


she will fall down into a rabbit hole never to be seen again

and out of control dildo

trying to put blush on the heads at Mt. Rushmore

by the smell of his own farts

suffocation by banana hammock

accidentally swallowing lip stick