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RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

DEC 04, 2008 10:04 AM

Police in Uganda are warning men about the dangers of breasts.

Gangs of women have been tricking men into sniffing their chloroform laced breasts, knocking them out. When the men awake, they are usually naked, and without any of the stuff they had when they thought they were about to have a night of passion.

The police have managed to capture one of the women and are currently focusing their attention on the source of the sedatives. In the meantime, if you are in Uganda, be careful whose boobies you plant your face in as you never know how (or where) you'll wake up in the morning.

Can you believe this???

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

DEC 04, 2008 10:09 AM

zoom image

MrGinger

MrGinger

San Rafael, CA
November 2003

DEC 04, 2008 10:13 AM

No. I cannot.

n8tvegrl

n8tvegrl

Bend, OR
February 2004

DEC 04, 2008 10:20 AM



I really did laugh out loud. My cat was not pleased....

g_whiz

g_whiz

Hollywood, FL
October 2004

DEC 04, 2008 10:21 AM

I'm imagining a ugandan woman handcuffed to a desk with fifteen cops passed out around her.

n8tvegrl

n8tvegrl

Bend, OR
February 2004

DEC 04, 2008 10:22 AM

RaymondAlginon said:
Police in Uganda are warning men about the dangers of breasts.

Gangs of women have been tricking men into sniffing their chloroform laced breasts, knocking them out. When the men awake, they are usually naked, and without any of the stuff they had when they thought they were about to have a night of passion.



I'd try this out myself but Americans typically carry more plastic than cash and I'm not into credit card fraud...

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

DEC 04, 2008 10:26 AM

I think you'd make a mint!

Embeth

Embeth

United Kingdom
August 2008

DEC 04, 2008 11:19 AM

I'm trying to figure out how you could avoid passing out yourself if your bewbs were that intoxicating?

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

DEC 04, 2008 11:24 AM

That crossed my mind, that and an old CSI where a hooker had toxic lips that knocked out Johns.

BratPanties

BratPanties

USA
August 2008

DEC 04, 2008 12:27 PM

Embeth said:
I'm trying to figure out how you could avoid passing out yourself if your bewbs were that intoxicating?



Maybe these ladies all sniffed each others' bewbs in a giant bewb sniffing extravaganza until they were immune to it?

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

DEC 05, 2008 12:21 PM

First Thread - FAIL

n8tvegrl

n8tvegrl

Bend, OR
February 2004

DEC 05, 2008 12:43 PM

Not really, all the cool folks showed up. biggrin

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

DEC 05, 2008 12:47 PM

All praise the COOL KIDS!!! smile biggrin blush kiss

n8tvegrl

n8tvegrl

Bend, OR
February 2004

DEC 05, 2008 12:51 PM

tongue kiss love blush

SmashedHead

SmashedHead

Ardrossan, AB
August 2008

DEC 05, 2008 04:36 PM

Embeth said:
I'm trying to figure out how you could avoid passing out yourself if your bewbs were that intoxicating?



What I really enjoy is that your profile picture goes along with this comment perfectly well biggrin

as if your looking at your boobs in worry that they'd turn on you
"How can something so sweet and pure, ever bring harm to me?"

boogchrist

boogchrist

Enka, NC
October 2006

DEC 05, 2008 05:52 PM

Well, at least their boobs don't squirt acid, that thought really frightens me. eeek

n8tvegrl

n8tvegrl

Bend, OR
February 2004

DEC 05, 2008 06:07 PM

boogchrist said:
Well, at least their boobs don't squirt acid, that thought really frightens me. eeek



You should see larvae boob.... but it's kind of been banned here so I can't say anything further...

shocked

Meaney

meaney

Chicago, IL
September 2003

DEC 05, 2008 06:12 PM

n8tvegrl said:

boogchrist said:
Well, at least their boobs don't squirt acid, that thought really frightens me. eeek



You should see larvae boob.... but it's kind of been banned here so I can't say anything further...

shocked



puke

n8tvegrl

n8tvegrl

Bend, OR
February 2004

DEC 05, 2008 06:16 PM

Meaney said:

n8tvegrl said:

boogchrist said:
Well, at least their boobs don't squirt acid, that thought really frightens me. eeek



You should see larvae boob.... but it's kind of been banned here so I can't say anything further...

shocked



puke



Oh come ON! That shit was totally tame. It was obviously photoshopped! tongue

Meaney

meaney

Chicago, IL
September 2003

DEC 05, 2008 06:51 PM

n8tvegrl said:

Meaney said:

n8tvegrl said:

boogchrist said:
Well, at least their boobs don't squirt acid, that thought really frightens me. eeek



You should see larvae boob.... but it's kind of been banned here so I can't say anything further...

shocked



puke



Oh come ON! That shit was totally tame. It was obviously photoshopped! tongue



"it's a seed... pod..."

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

DEC 05, 2008 08:17 PM

I dunno...I've seen my fair share of National Geographic issues...not the greatest boobs, I'd have to say.

-TM

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

DEC 05, 2008 09:01 PM

So, Uganda sounds fun.

n8tvegrl

n8tvegrl

Bend, OR
February 2004

DEC 06, 2008 12:11 PM

I'm guessing wherever PaulNikon goes the boobies will follow...

wink

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

DEC 06, 2008 12:15 PM

I worry about him going there honestly. He seems the type that might get snagged up by these booby traps!

n8tvegrl

n8tvegrl

Bend, OR
February 2004

DEC 06, 2008 12:21 PM

He'll be taking pictures though... to show all of us!

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