To Paul Nikon!

Paul Nikon is a son of a bitch!!
He's 6 feet tall and 200 pounds!!!
On Sundays, Nikon would put on a white tie and tails and walk his pet cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra "Beverly". And he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day, it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Nikon had to shoot the maid.
Nikon uses his own thigh as an anvil!!
He showers in grain alcohol!!
He uses the Shroud of Terin as a golf towel!!
You know he goes about 6'8'' 340 pounds.
He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident!!
He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls!!
He once ate the bible while water skiing!!
He's a ten foot monster who slept with all of our wives!
And he punches us all in the face!
And we LOVE him for it!
I remember one time Paul took his family to Sea World they were watching Shamu the whale when Paul got splashed! So he yells, "I'm Paul Nikon and no one gets me wet!" So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, "How do you like it?!" And then damn if Paul didn't step in there and finish the show!
He did all the make-up on the Planet of the Apes movies.
He taught - he taught me how to love a woman - and how to scold a child.
He once punched a hole in a cow just so he could see who was comin' up the road.
He had nine children, all of 'em boys!
Hell, he sired a baseball team.
An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
They say Gene Roddenberry got the idea for Star Trek from Paul talkin' in his sleep
So I raise a glass in salute to Paul Nikon!

+1. May he rest in peace......

What do you mean he isn't dead yet?

Beverly

best obscure reference ever!

+1

the gods worship PaulNikon

i love PN. I was thankful for him at Thanksgiving so there.

yeah! That made me happy... and to Paul Nikon

In some third world countries, his toenail clippings are considered currency.

only the ones too remote to be able to sell those clippings for double their weight in gold.

And then?

No "and then"!

I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

PaulNikon is fucking classy.

I believe that's spelled: kla$$y.

i'm thankful for him every morning and every night...
i think i focus about 20-30 minutes of my day on him...

tee hee hee.

finaly, a man worth fighting.

His level of commitment is almost unfathomable.

Great compliments. Thank you.

Paul Nikon once performed field surgery on me in the middle of a fire fight with only a rusty spoon and a roll of duct tape. First time a dog's heart was ever transplanted into a human body. The man saved my life!

"Osama Don't Surf!"