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AvaAdora

AvaAdora

HOPEFUL

Cleveland, OH

NOV 25, 2008 09:51 AM

so avadora did not show up..go figure..
so i used my real name colleen...and it was funny and very true...how where they able to pin point me like that?

Colleen 497 up, 141 down love ithate it

(1) Uncannily fashionable girl who breaks hearts and eats them for breakfast
(2) An Irish girl
"My brother just broke up with a Colleen. Yeah, her clothes match and she's hot, but my brother's missing a heart now!"


and my favorite
colleen 9 up, 4 down love ithate it

1.) An Irish girl.

2.) Femina hibernica. A bipedal, female mammal noted for its beautiful coloring and a siren-like irresistibility. While alluring, its reckless disregard for the safety of itself and others make it one of the deadliest creatures in nature. Despite its penchant for risky behavior, its lifespan may be as many as 100 years. The prey and mate most susceptible to the charms of the colleen is the paisano (Vir italicus), often marked by its distinctive cry of, "WHAT THE FUCK, WOMAN?!" A paisano who mates with a colleen has an average lifespan of 42 years.
Zoologists observed one colleen jogging alone and unarmed in an urban park at 11:00 at night, driving her car at 75 mph on the freeway immediately after a severe front-end accident and taking unlabeled red pills from her medicine cabinet - later identified as morphine - for a headache. Although the colleen survived, her paisano mate suffered a heart attack.

Lixy

Lixy

SUICIDEGIRL

Canada

NOV 25, 2008 09:57 AM

Nothing for Lixy!

Epee

Epee

Fargo, ND
March 2008

NOV 25, 2008 12:02 PM

22. Love
A chemical that infects the brain rendering a person part retarded.


9. Five
The act of having sex (fived, fiving, fiver, fivable, fives, etc.)

Marvel

Marvel

Victoria, BC
August 2006

NOV 25, 2008 01:07 PM

mar·vel vb : feel surprise or wonder
mar·vel n : something amazing
marvelous, marvellous adj
marvelously adv
marvelousness n
What a marvel you are!



Mine reads like a dictionary entry tongue

Heckler

Heckler

Canada
May 2004

NOV 25, 2008 01:12 PM



1 - an idiot who feels the compelling need to be an asshole.
2 - one who insults and harasses others to feel better about oneself.
3 - see asslantern




lmao

I'm kinda proud of that biggrin

Marvel

Marvel

Victoria, BC
August 2006

NOV 25, 2008 01:15 PM

Heckler said:


1 - an idiot who feels the compelling need to be an asshole.
2 - one who insults and harasses others to feel better about oneself.
3 - see asslantern




lmao

I'm kinda proud of that biggrin




LOL, you has a new nickname... asslantern tongue

issue_

issue_

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

NOV 25, 2008 02:43 PM

Glow said:

...and Issue how did you decide on your name?



my sg member name or the urbandictionary definition?

mogwai_

mogwai_

USA
February 2008

NOV 25, 2008 02:54 PM

'cause this one is funny.
1.casper
what you call someone to make fun of their whiteness (started with Casper, the friendly ghost).
"Fo shizzle my nizzle, what's izzup in da hizzle? Let's hit up club one-twizzle and show doze bizzles how to sizzuck a dizzle, fo sheezy..."
"Shut up, casper. Go back to your big brick house in the suburbs and have your wine and cheese."

and this one's a true story
4. casper
to disappear from a party or engagement (usually when wasted or sick of the immediate crowd).

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