Never have I ever...

I'll start... since this is on SG, I don't think eliminating people will work. Just say if you have and propose something else.

...streaked in a shopping mall.

nope....


had drinkable yogurt

Yes

...been in love?

Yup.

Smoked pot.

Yes.

.. masturbated with a hammer.

Nope.

.. hammered with a masturbator.

Yes. {I've hammered (meaning used a hammer and nails) alongside various people who I assume masturbate, and I've gotten hammered (drunk) along with people who I assume masturbate.}

... worn a tuxedo.

...nope

....not laughed when i saw someone fall

yes. but i saw a kid fall and i cracked up.


...wanted him more than i do now.

I don't think so

..watched "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly" stoned

Nope.

... created a parody thread.

I have.

...not laughed in a customer's face.

Oh yes, many times.

...cheated on someone or made someone cheat.

Nope


......eaten so much I threw up.

I don't think so.

...eaten something out of the trash?

Nope....would like to be the one doing the fucking though


.....had a beet I liked.

Can't say I have either.

... been drunk.

I have many times.


....been out of the country.

Once, to Austin Texas, with layovers in Denver.

... had sex. (I am just making this a great drinking game later. )

i have.


....been to a soccer game.

I have. A little kid one. He was the god child of my bro.

... had a child?

never.

gone out to eat for your thanksgiving (whatever month you celebrate it) dinner?

not in the last 3 years...1 jail...2 sick...3 no one here I care to see.

...gotten shit faced at a family gathering

My nan's funeral. How bad is that!!!

Have I ever taken A class drugs.