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mysterious3rdguy

mysterious3rdguy

New Britain, CT
October 2004

NOV 19, 2008 11:03 PM

post here what youve learned from tv

that a rat farm in the basement will never work

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

NOV 19, 2008 11:18 PM

Played out but: That doughy, off-putting, marginally funny, 5 males marry fit, agreeable, witty 8 females. Always.

Bill_the_Cat

Bill_the_Cat

Vanier, ON
May 2005

NOV 19, 2008 11:50 PM

toothpickmoe said:
Played out but: That doughy, off-putting, marginally funny, 5 males marry fit, agreeable, witty 8 females. Always.



It's like your life.

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

NOV 19, 2008 11:57 PM

Bill_the_Cat said:

toothpickmoe said:
Played out but: That doughy, off-putting, marginally funny, 5 males marry fit, agreeable, witty 8 females. Always.



It's like your life.



I'm not you, silly.

sweetloretta

sweetloretta

Seattle, WA
June 2003

NOV 20, 2008 02:07 AM

you can barely work and afford really nice apartments

BratPanties

BratPanties

USA
August 2008

NOV 20, 2008 02:31 AM

Otters will play a big part in the future of the universe.

And if you electrocute yourself in a tub of water, you'll be transported back to colonial times. Sweeet.

mildots

mildots

Croatia
September 2007

NOV 20, 2008 05:18 AM

Don't wiz on the electric fence

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

NOV 20, 2008 05:51 AM

Small white mice in labs may take over the world, poorly.

MisplacedTexan

MisplacedTexan

Acworth, GA
May 2008

NOV 20, 2008 07:37 AM

Poor bedside manner and shady decisions make you the best ever!!

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

NOV 20, 2008 07:44 AM

Aliens are fun as house guests, although their taste for feline may cause hysterical antics!

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

NOV 20, 2008 09:45 AM

Gay men get all the chicks.

Cosette

Cosette

SUICIDEGIRL

Kentucky, USA

NOV 20, 2008 09:58 AM

^^^That's actually true for the most part.

You can find a vortex in your closet and get sent back to the 1930s and things will be in black and white.

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

NOV 20, 2008 10:09 AM

You may not know it but even YOU may have a villain plotting your destruction!

EdPostMortem

EdPostMortem

USA
May 2008

NOV 20, 2008 10:22 AM

A three hour tour may result in 3 seasons of hilarity.

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

NOV 20, 2008 10:23 AM

Anyone ugly in high school will be glamourous as an adult.

Anyone hot and popular in high school will end up scabby and living in a trailer.

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

NOV 20, 2008 10:23 AM

Fair and balanced means lying through your teeth.

Bob

Bob

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

NOV 20, 2008 10:30 AM

If you are nerdy and picked on in school, don't worry you will soon be getting some sort of magical power/radiation/ ect. that will make you uber-awesome.

Just wait for it.

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

NOV 20, 2008 11:11 AM

Your pets can talk, your just not listening!

MrGinger

MrGinger

San Rafael, CA
November 2003

NOV 20, 2008 11:14 AM

Cars talk too.

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

NOV 20, 2008 11:22 AM

Sooner or later Mr. T or some other random celebrity, will walk randomly into your life.

Northstar22

Northstar22

Los Angeles, CA
February 2007

NOV 20, 2008 11:25 AM

Knowing is half the battle.

TAFKASP

TAFKASP

Oakland, CA
June 2003

NOV 20, 2008 11:31 AM

"Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover."
--Homer (the Springfieldian poet, not the Greek one)

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

NOV 20, 2008 11:32 AM

You can make something AWESOME from various bits of JUNK!

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

NOV 20, 2008 12:57 PM

It doesn't matter how hot a girl is, if she wears glasses she is both a genius and is shunned by her high school peers.

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

NOV 20, 2008 12:59 PM

What have I really learned from TV? That you can put a bunch of complete idiots with no acting credentials, put them in any situation, and as long as the girls show cleavage and everybody has to eat something odd on a weekly basis, the whole world will watch.

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