I've got an entire package of bacon

and a 6 pack of beer.

How's your Friday going?

not as well as your friday seems to be

Your stomach is going to be mad at you.

Yes I'll probalby just have a beer or 2 then take a nap.

And then your butt will be mad at you.

Well health is important but what good is a long life without bacon?

Microwave bacon is the shit. I must admit.

No that was last week when I ate hot dogs and pizza 3 days in a row.

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Colon not butt

No, your butt. After I give you a hard spanking for eating all the bacon but not sharing it with me.

Better than last Friday. I finally \have food (no bacon - the stupormarket I went to has worse bacon for more money than the one I'll be passing tomorrow).

But I just had my first actual full nutritional meal in over a week and couldn't feel better!

My Friday is so awesome just for that I'm actually in my first honestly good mood in nearly a month.

Word to that.

You need to fry that bacon up with some oil.

just not nekid

Hey now!!!

I had French Toast and Bacon for breakfast. Cashew Britle for lunch. And soup/sammiches for dinner.

No soup yet though.

The best bacon is deep fried... it holds in all the fatty goodness and cooks evenly so the texture is perfect througout.

omggg
fried bacon is the best. Had to give it up though-i have a problem
lol
-Shani

I keep watching craigslist and I pray that no deep frier comes across my path. I'll be doomed for sure!

Bacon is not doom. It is relief. Join us.... the bacon lord commands it to be.

great... now I want bacon.

Next Friday will be full of awesome because Heckler will be here He's better than bacon

I just realized that the most amazing night would begin with drinks and some "nakie wrestling" and then would wrap up with some deep fried bacon, Clerks II, and no cuddling.

Can Heckler fill you up with a protein from the gods?

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(Has your dirty mind kicked in yet?)

What do you mean no cuddling?

I'm kind of a jerk. I have personal space issues. Once I've gotten my happy times I want the skin touching to stop. Even when I was little I would loathe holding hands because my first thought would be "uh oh, it's clammy and when is he going to let go" instead of whatever it is normal girls feel.

I don't even hug/cuddle my mom or my kids.

I think it's from my Teutonic grandmother.

I can understand that.