Ever fired a load from a higher floor balcony or window?

I'm on the fifth floor just gazing out the window having a cig and somehow the thought popped in my head.

Any buddy done this? I haven't, yet, though I'm not looking for this to be an acceptable practise. I just thought it funny.

That's a new one to me, for sure. Great, another reason to be uneasy around skyscrapers.

"Aim high, shoot low"?

lol

You don't have to lie to kick it.
Now, How many innocent bystanders did you jizz on?

Actually my street is pretty dead today. Only one or two with a lucky shot could happen. The weekdays are a better time.

It's good to see some thought is going into this. Wouldn't want to waste a perfectly good load, right?

If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

every sperm is sacred
every sperm is good
every sperm is needed
in your neighborhood

Monty Python reference achieved. Move to Silliness.

Just make sure that when you do take the shot, you don't miss.

Preference of target?

Pigeon. Higher difficulty rating.

Old men and babies.

I wonder if there's some analog of Godwin's law involving lolcats and/or Monty Python references.

I'm all for whatever floats your boat but I think involving almost certainly unwilling and definitely unaware strangers in your sexual habits is pretty fucking gross.

All I know is that if jizz suddenly landed on me from an unknown party above, I would never feel clean again.

How about if it was a known party?
A sexy party?

so i should introduce myself before doing it, huh?

Well, considering jizz only comes from guys, no. The "unknown" part that would bother me is that my imagination would probably make the offender way, way grosser than he already is. At least if I knew who it was I could go smash his head in with a fire extinguisher, and then throw him off the fucking balcony.

So what do you call female ejaculate? Would you have the same reaction if it was a woman on that balcony?

There's a Romeo and Juliet joke in here somewhere.

this thread is wrong on so many levels

That joke is probably in Romeo and Juliet somewhere. Shakespeare was a damn' pervert.

I was thinking Rapunzel, but Romeo and Juliet will work.

There has got to be someone somewhere who'd really get off on that.