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casper_

casper_

Greenville, SC
February 2008

OCT 11, 2008 04:04 PM

Rusty_metal_ass said:

ShadowDrgn said:
Regarding the Johova witness.

I was walking to work one day and passing through a parking lot and this older lady Literally ran after me. Shes like you going to work, i said yes, she said please take this. I quickly walked away with the pamphlet.

So i came up with this idea i wanted to do. One of two things. Carry around a Satanist literature (an No! i dont know where to get such a thing lol) and say ok well ill listen to you if you'll listen to me.

Or Carry around a piece of chalk and a lighter, and when they hand me out their fucking pamphlets i draw a pentagram on the ground and burn there pamphets chanting some unknown shit.

Ya know to fuck with them.... lol wink



Oh PLEASE do the pentagram pamphlet burning! I'd love to see video of their reaction. That would be comedy gold!



when i was serving we used to get a lot of people leaving us pamphlets and sometimes a mini bible on sundays. one sunday afternoon between shifts one of the servers riped a couple pages out of a bible some old couple had left with his tip (a crappy tip i might add). anyway we came up with the idea that next time someone gave us a bible or pamphlet we would had them the pages and tell them it was their change

SockPuppet

SockPuppet

I'm lost
July 2006

OCT 11, 2008 06:34 PM

I used to know someone with an Alsatian. (I think Americans call them German Shepherds.) Dog was nice as pie, except when you gripped her collar; then she'd growl, and move.

So that was how she'd answer the door:

"ohhhh, I'm really sorry, I'd love to talk - "

( dog growls and bares teeth )

" - but the dog is difficult at the moment..."

velvet_petal

velvet_petal

I'm lost
November 2006

OCT 11, 2008 06:46 PM

No, I don't want to buy crappy chocolates for your school trip, you little brat!

Zombie33

Zombie33

Webster, NY
September 2006

OCT 11, 2008 06:52 PM

Sorry I kept ringing your dorrbell.... frown

Spiffy

Spiffy

Edmonton, AB
March 2007

OCT 11, 2008 07:03 PM

Zombie33 said:
Sorry I kept ringing your dorrbell.... frown



Well, ringing the doorbell might be alright, IF you didn't always leave a flaming bag of dog crap.

velvet_petal

velvet_petal

I'm lost
November 2006

OCT 11, 2008 07:17 PM

Spiffy said:

Zombie33 said:
Sorry I kept ringing your dorrbell.... frown



Well, ringing the doorbell might be alright, IF you didn't always leave a flaming bag of dog crap.



Do people really do that Spiffy?

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Melbourne, FL
February 2003

OCT 11, 2008 07:17 PM

How about a NO SOLICITING sign?

casper_

casper_

Greenville, SC
February 2008

OCT 11, 2008 07:20 PM

PaulNikon said:
How about a NO SOLICITING sign?



too easy

ShadowDrgn

ShadowDrgn

Boca Raton, FL
August 2006

OCT 11, 2008 07:22 PM

PaulNikon said:
How about a NO SOLICITING sign?



Take your Logic elsewhere ...... tongue

Spiffy

Spiffy

Edmonton, AB
March 2007

OCT 11, 2008 07:31 PM

velvet_petal said:

Spiffy said:

Zombie33 said:
Sorry I kept ringing your dorrbell.... frown



Well, ringing the doorbell might be alright, IF you didn't always leave a flaming bag of dog crap.



Do people really do that Spiffy?



Just people in Adam Sadler movies.

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