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10/11/08

*knockknockknock*

10/11/08

Is Slash giving Space Ghost shit?

10/11/08

Ok, you assholes really gotta quit ringing my doorbell [2]

10/11/08

Sarah Palin ruined my sexual fantasies about Mariska!

10/10/08

The greatest thing I have ever seen....

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Creative Masturbation [16]

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Donny SHUT THE FUCK UP... [3]

10/10/08

Hey...have you heard?

10/9/08

10/9/08

The Jim Norton Thread!

10/9/08

I'm Qualified [2]

10/9/08

This Is Good Stuff, But I Can't Keep It Lit :(

10/9/08

Cool hand luke.

10/9/08

I once had a romantic rendevouz with your biological mother

10/9/08

GRAYE HAS A NUTSACK!

10/8/08

DhD_No_Pants is making an appearance in ga

10/8/08

I want your booties arrrrggghhhh

10/8/08

Is that a burrito in your pocket . . . or wtf ?

10/8/08

How would you spy on the poster above you?

10/8/08

10/8/08

dance party playlist

10/7/08

Separated at Birth?

10/7/08

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Ein Auto...Ein Computer...Ein Mann!

10/7/08

You destroy every pie you touch

10/6/08

So, i bought these new Boobs today

10/6/08

If you could have a tail... [2]

10/6/08

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Would RudieCantFail name the pet of the person above you?

10/6/08

So who is drunk right now?

10/6/08

In my butt [68]

10/6/08

Silliness Grope and Fondle Thread [3]

10/6/08

Community difference between Suicide Girls & Myspace

10/6/08

THE NAKED NOOB!

10/6/08

De-bitchify me!!!

10/6/08

Oops, I got big Boobs

10/6/08

I'm opening a bar.

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casper_

Greenville, SC

February 2008

OCT 11, 2008 04:04 PM

Rusty_metal_ass said:

ShadowDrgn said:
Regarding the Johova witness.

I was walking to work one day and passing through a parking lot and this older lady Literally ran after me. Shes like you going to work, i said yes, she said please take this. I quickly walked away with the pamphlet.

So i came up with this idea i wanted to do. One of two things. Carry around a Satanist literature (an No! i dont know where to get such a thing lol) and say ok well ill listen to you if you'll listen to me.

Or Carry around a piece of chalk and a lighter, and when they hand me out their fucking pamphlets i draw a pentagram on the ground and burn there pamphets chanting some unknown shit.

Ya know to fuck with them.... lol

Oh PLEASE do the pentagram pamphlet burning! I'd love to see video of their reaction. That would be comedy gold!

when i was serving we used to get a lot of people leaving us pamphlets and sometimes a mini bible on sundays. one sunday afternoon between shifts one of the servers riped a couple pages out of a bible some old couple had left with his tip (a crappy tip i might add). anyway we came up with the idea that next time someone gave us a bible or pamphlet we would had them the pages and tell them it was their change

SockPuppet

I'm lost

July 2006

OCT 11, 2008 06:34 PM

I used to know someone with an Alsatian. (I think Americans call them German Shepherds.) Dog was nice as pie, except when you gripped her collar; then she'd growl, and move.

So that was how she'd answer the door:

"ohhhh, I'm really sorry, I'd love to talk - "

( dog growls and bares teeth )

" - but the dog is difficult at the moment..."

velvet_petal

I'm lost

November 2006

OCT 11, 2008 06:46 PM

No, I don't want to buy crappy chocolates for your school trip, you little brat!

Zombie33

Webster, NY

September 2006

OCT 11, 2008 06:52 PM

Sorry I kept ringing your dorrbell....

Spiffy

Edmonton, AB

March 2007

OCT 11, 2008 07:03 PM

Zombie33 said:
Sorry I kept ringing your dorrbell....

Well, ringing the doorbell might be alright, IF you didn't always leave a flaming bag of dog crap.

velvet_petal

I'm lost

November 2006

OCT 11, 2008 07:17 PM

Spiffy said:

Zombie33 said:
Sorry I kept ringing your dorrbell....

Well, ringing the doorbell might be alright, IF you didn't always leave a flaming bag of dog crap.

Do people really do that Spiffy?

PaulNikon

Melbourne, FL

February 2003

OCT 11, 2008 07:17 PM

How about a NO SOLICITING sign?

casper_

Greenville, SC

February 2008

OCT 11, 2008 07:20 PM

PaulNikon said:
How about a NO SOLICITING sign?

too easy

ShadowDrgn

Boca Raton, FL

August 2006

OCT 11, 2008 07:22 PM

PaulNikon said:
How about a NO SOLICITING sign?

Take your Logic elsewhere ......

Spiffy

Edmonton, AB

March 2007

OCT 11, 2008 07:31 PM

velvet_petal said:

Spiffy said:

Zombie33 said:
Sorry I kept ringing your dorrbell....

Well, ringing the doorbell might be alright, IF you didn't always leave a flaming bag of dog crap.

Do people really do that Spiffy?

Just people in Adam Sadler movies.

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