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DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

OCT 11, 2008 08:43 AM

Magazine lady....you interrupted my show, my dog out, and patted my stomach and asked when I'm due, I'm not pregnant.

Jehovas Witness folks...woke my kid up from his nap with the overly enthusiastic doorbell ringing and knocking, and then shunned me because I wasn't a spanish speaking family.

piss off, all of you

mad mad mad mad

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

Kearney, NE
May 2006

OCT 11, 2008 08:46 AM

This is why I always answer the door naked, erect, and with a 3 foot broadsword in my hand biggrin

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

OCT 11, 2008 08:46 AM

Supersoaker full of old milk will solve this.

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

OCT 11, 2008 08:50 AM

It doesn't help that I'm already getting a fear of my doorbell. Once hubby is over there, a knock at the door could really. really. really. suck.

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

Kearney, NE
May 2006

OCT 11, 2008 08:52 AM

DhD_No_Pants said:
It doesn't help that I'm already getting a fear of my doorbell. Once hubby is over there, a knock at the door could really. really. really. suck.



I'd hug you, but I'm still prepped for the door and you might get the wrong idea.

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

OCT 11, 2008 08:54 AM

Coyotemike said:

DhD_No_Pants said:
It doesn't help that I'm already getting a fear of my doorbell. Once hubby is over there, a knock at the door could really. really. really. suck.



I'd hug you, but I'm still prepped for the door and you might get the wrong idea.



Someday you are going to fulfill a very kinky Avon ladies fantasy!


Maybe I should post a sign on my door. 'Knock once for sales, twice if you are in a government car'?

Spiffy

Spiffy

Edmonton, AB
March 2007

OCT 11, 2008 09:26 AM

DhD_No_Pants said:
Jehovas Witness folks...woke my kid up from his nap with the overly enthusiastic doorbell ringing and knocking, and then shunned me because I wasn't a spanish speaking family.



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BrightRedScream

BrightRedScream

Stoney Creek, ON
April 2005

OCT 11, 2008 09:37 AM

DhD_No_Pants said:
It doesn't help that I'm already getting a fear of my doorbell. Once hubby is over there, a knock at the door could really. really. really. suck.



Ugh...I can't even imagine frown

J24U

J24U

Danvers, MA
February 2006

OCT 11, 2008 09:41 AM

BrightDeadScream said:

DhD_No_Pants said:
It doesn't help that I'm already getting a fear of my doorbell. Once hubby is over there, a knock at the door could really. really. really. suck.



Ugh...I can't even imagine frown



Seriously
frown blackeyed

Sgt_Flo

Sgt_Flo

Waco, TX
July 2007

OCT 11, 2008 09:42 AM

just disconnect the doorbell

cyanide81

cyanide81

Temecula, CA
August 2002

OCT 11, 2008 10:57 AM

tape a thumbtack to the doorbell like that kid in home alone! hilarity would ensue

ShadowDrgn

ShadowDrgn

Boca Raton, FL
August 2006

OCT 11, 2008 11:44 AM

Regarding the Johova witness.

I was walking to work one day and passing through a parking lot and this older lady Literally ran after me. Shes like you going to work, i said yes, she said please take this. I quickly walked away with the pamphlet.

So i came up with this idea i wanted to do. One of two things. Carry around a Satanist literature (an No! i dont know where to get such a thing lol) and say ok well ill listen to you if you'll listen to me.

Or Carry around a piece of chalk and a lighter, and when they hand me out their fucking pamphlets i draw a pentagram on the ground and burn there pamphets chanting some unknown shit.

Ya know to fuck with them.... lol wink

Chainlink

Chainlink

Christmas Island
August 2005

OCT 11, 2008 11:55 AM

cyanide81 said:
tape a thumbtack to the doorbell like that kid in home alone! hilarity would ensue



Can you wire a taser to the doorbell ?

Varuka_Salt

Varuka_Salt

I'm lost
October 2006

OCT 11, 2008 11:56 AM

ShadowDrgn said:
Regarding the Johova witness.

I was walking to work one day and passing through a parking lot and this older lady Literally ran after me. Shes like you going to work, i said yes, she said please take this. I quickly walked away with the pamphlet.

So i came up with this idea i wanted to do. One of two things. Carry around a Satanist literature (an No! i dont know where to get such a thing lol) and say ok well ill listen to you if you'll listen to me.

Or Carry around a piece of chalk and a lighter, and when they hand me out their fucking pamphlets i draw a pentagram on the ground and burn there pamphets chanting some unknown shit.

Ya know to fuck with them.... lol wink



Oh PLEASE do the pentagram pamphlet burning! I'd love to see video of their reaction. That would be comedy gold!

Varuka_Salt

Varuka_Salt

I'm lost
October 2006

OCT 11, 2008 11:57 AM

Chainlink said:

cyanide81 said:
tape a thumbtack to the doorbell like that kid in home alone! hilarity would ensue



Can you wire a taser to the doorbell ?



But what if it's Publisher's Clearinghouse?

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

Kearney, NE
May 2006

OCT 11, 2008 12:05 PM

Rusty_metal_ass said:

Chainlink said:

cyanide81 said:
tape a thumbtack to the doorbell like that kid in home alone! hilarity would ensue



Can you wire a taser to the doorbell ?



But what if it's Publisher's Clearinghouse?



You search the bodies for the check.

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Intercourse, PA
January 2006

OCT 11, 2008 12:09 PM

Hire a hitmonkey

MrGinger

MrGinger

Portland, OR
November 2003

OCT 11, 2008 12:27 PM

and why is it always during poo-time?

cyanide81

cyanide81

Temecula, CA
August 2002

OCT 11, 2008 02:00 PM

Chainlink said:

cyanide81 said:
tape a thumbtack to the doorbell like that kid in home alone! hilarity would ensue



Can you wire a taser to the doorbell ?



i wouldnt be surprised if u could find the instructions on how to do this on the net somewhere.

**goes to look**

cyanide81

cyanide81

Temecula, CA
August 2002

OCT 11, 2008 02:00 PM

and i just remembered i dont have a doorbell blackeyed

ShadowDrgn

ShadowDrgn

Boca Raton, FL
August 2006

OCT 11, 2008 03:35 PM

cyanide81 said:
and i just remembered i dont have a doorbell blackeyed



Electrify your whole door so that way if they Knock....

cyanide81

cyanide81

Temecula, CA
August 2002

OCT 11, 2008 03:39 PM

ShadowDrgn said:

cyanide81 said:
and i just remembered i dont have a doorbell blackeyed



Electrify your whole door so that way if they Knock....



excellent idea

cyanide81

cyanide81

Temecula, CA
August 2002

OCT 11, 2008 03:39 PM

i could put a puddle of water on the ground in front of my door too

JennyLou

JennyLou

Danvers, MA
December 2002

OCT 11, 2008 03:40 PM

I am so bad... I hate missionaries. My aunt was one in Taiwan when I was little but I just can't find it in myself to appreciate what they do. I (when I do bother to answer them at the door) tell them I don't believe in organized religions.

And as for the other potential knock, I pray that you never ever hear that knock sweetie.

ShadowDrgn

ShadowDrgn

Boca Raton, FL
August 2006

OCT 11, 2008 03:57 PM

Or if you do happen to know who it has at the door, next time, grab a kitchen knife and spread ketchup all over you and the knife, and answer the door, "WHAT!? im kind of busy at the moment"

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