Sarah Palin ruined my sexual fantasies about Mariska!

Ruined!!!

So sad!

Will no one think of the lesbionic fantasies?! Will no one think of the lesbionic Phantasy s?!

This is a problem only fan fiction can solve....

"Oh my Mariska, your bra just magically fell off!"

Doesn't she look like old porn. You know the uptight librarian that suddenly let's her her down then throws her glasses across the room...

Bum chaga ching, Ba bum changa ching (old porn music sound track)

lol'ed

Love how you added your own soundtrack.

Palin is hotter.

Oh god that crushed my hopes and dreams of sleeping with Mariska!
I mean if I were to ever have the opportunity now I would just be like in the middle and be like *Wait wait, I gotta stop... I can't do this!*

That was brilliant. Although now I kinda have a crush on Sarah.

There oughta be a law.