boredom has driven me to this

all this talk about sex and penises....
look what you made this poor little girl do...shes screaming..
you should all be ashamed

actually she's screaming because her parents forgot her when they went to the airport. now she's...

home alone

bwah.ha.ha.....

ohhh... never looked at it that way...i just figured she put on after shave that burned...burned really bad

would you believe she has hairier arms than robin williams as well?

You know, in Home Alone 2, the kid was never really at home alone in that movie. They should of called it,

Oops I Fucked Up: Alone in New York
A tale of redemption.

home alone 2, while brilliant, simply did not capture the quiet intensity of the first. what a brilliant, subtle piece of art.

I completely agree. With the access of a credit card and a friend in town it made him less vulnerable. The bird lady also scares me.