You destroy every pie you touch

Today.

That's what us fat folks do on a daily basis.

Destroy mine, and you'll pay.

Your pie is quite tasty.

so...does like eating it count as destroying? and what kind? nevermind...doesn't matter...not that many bad pies out there...i'll take my chances.

I've got pies that are savory.

Dessert too.

I've apple, and beef stew.

Why are you telling lies?

you've got none!

Don't say that!

i was expecting to see some kind of american pie joke......like a pie with a whole in it...yeah i would have pulled my own eyes out it that where the case

but on the topic of pies....yum yum..
how about some shepard's pie...ohhh yeah..

i would destroy a slice of shepard's pie in a heart beat....tasty potato and beef goodness...*drools*

gods now i'm starving