When life hands you lemons, say fuck the lemons and bail

I've found my new philosophy

when life hands you lemons, say fuck you, i want a beer.

When life hands you a lime you take shots of tequila.

when life hands you lemons, you have some lemons

When life hands you lemons, say "How the hell did life get lemons? I thought life was broke. Life still owes me that $20 that life borrowed."

indeed. and lemons wont make up for $20

When life hands you limes, find someone whom life has handed tequila and make margarritas.

One day I busted out LIFE, the board game, and inside were two lemons. Two fresh lemons. So I decided to play something else. I was missing the blue car and the game is just not the same without it.

When life gives you lemons, put the lemons in the freezer, then the next time life passes you by, whip them at life's head.

Find the guy who it gave vodka to and have a party?

When Life gives you lemons, get a new God.

You misquoted it. It really goes like this:

"When God gives you lemons, you find a new God!"

Powerthirst Godberry! King of the Juice!

beat me to it.