Why does theater popcorn always taste better?

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That's why, kids. That's why.

I think it also explains why its so damn' expensive.

Dino spooge isn't cheap.

Really? I thought it was because the workers always leaned into the things dripping sweat on your popcorn.

ohhhh jesus..ooohhh baby Jesus...now that is funny....

every time from this day forword when i go to the movies that image will pop into my head....and i will remember it with great detail....

Holy Shit!

It's the Kraft Mac & Cheese Dino!

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I didn't even see it until just now.
I have .. officially, shat bricks.
My childhood ruined .. etc. etc.

Oh snap.

sillyokio said:
Holy Shit!

It's the Kraft Mac & Cheese Dino!

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I didn't even see it until just now.
I have .. officially, shat bricks.
My childhood ruined .. etc. etc.

It's the cheesiest!

sillyokio said:
Holy Shit!

It's the Kraft Mac & Cheese Dino!

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I didn't even see it until just now.
I have .. officially, shat bricks.
My childhood ruined .. etc. etc.

oh dear......that makes me feel....odd...

mm, cheesey dino spooge...

why in the world would a mac&cheese dino be making butter?

cheese popcorn?...

Ugh..... movie theatre popcorn....
i don't put butter on it anymore, cause i used to work there and one time i was shot with the butter.... it burned and it was greasy........ ugh

It's because of the hole in the bottom of the bucket.

Now I want a Christmas tin of popcorn.

My uncle use to send those to us every year... cheese flavored, butter flavored, ranch flavored and caramel popcorn. All in one deliciously bad tin the size of our kitchen trashcan.

^^^yessss...
i love those tins... stale popcorn... yummo..

Wow... I opened this thread because I wanted to say the same thing about fairy floss (Cotton candy to those in the US|) Why does it always seem better when you get it on a stick and you can press your face into it, rather than in a bag. And now i have to imagine it's because nameless cartoon characters are splooging on my fairy floss. Bugger!