Would you flash your genitals to the person above you?

I think this is the only one that hasn't been done so far.

*waits for Ilectra to post*

lovely, rudie...you're so classy

oh yesssssssssssssssssssssssss,

Um, please?

totally...but I'd surprise him with it!

i would ask him if he wants some gum, and then pull a bit of my sac out of the bottom of my shorts.

er. dunno.....what do i get in return?

no

Sure, her tongue seems to be suitably restrained.

no

again and again until it was burned into her mind.

no

Yes, as long as she was blindfolded and couldn't see...

In a crowded subway car, preferably.

Only if I could catch him with "the goat" to win the penis showing game.

yes. yager does strang things to people.

I might buy her a couple jager shots first. Then surprise!

yes, and wiggle it back and forth

if i found it to be productive in some sort of way

Yes, but I would give her bedroom eyes and ask politely first

damn i knew i should have gotten that webcam!

yes and swing it round and round in an attempt to hypnotize her