How long could you survive chained to a bunkbed with a Velociraptor?

60 seconds. i'm wondering about the short thing too.....

I've never really had a problem with raptors. They like me. I like them. If we had some pizza and some soda pop and some video games/movies, we could survive indefinitely, especially if the raptor was female.

60 seconds. I don't think it is a shot thing.

Did Nea say we need a Raptor

1:02

1:25 I considered wrestling my pitbull.wrestling a rabid dog I think that's fair.

1:35

I keep readint this thread title as "How long can you survive chained to a bunkbed with a Vibrator".

1:06. i was robbed.

You get less time if you kick the raptor in his balls

oops.

what can i say, ill go down fighting.

i don't get it....its just a site with children's bunk beds am i missing something?

wait that last link worked.....1.06 so lame

1:35

1:22

depends on how hungry it is and if it views me as worth the effort

1 min, 4 seconds

Apparently I would last so long that I broke the website.

1 min 19 seconds.