The Haiku to the Person above me thread

I'll start!!

oh me you are just
so freakin awesome, when you
go out awesome rains.

You are a zombie
One day they will rule the world
Zombies eat your brains

oh bearded wonder
you're drunk posts have taught us well
forever and stuff

Oh thumbs up
You encourage people to act like idiots
Or maybe it was the beer

(assuming your name is 2 syllables)

Queen Lusyd hailing
from Dearborn, you may or may
not be speaking truth

oh my haiku
it taste like cheeseburger
just like zombies

This is a haiku
for drkoruamang's
six syllable name

Fitzee likes to drink
Which is good coz beer is cool
Wait I don't like beer.

bratpanties wrote the
above haiku probably
wearing her pink shoes

Wrote him one already,
But I really like haiku
this thread is top notch.

Fitzee's drink is on the table
Places his feet up and takes a nip
Nothing finer
BOOM, whoops, spilt again
Better have a double

zero's haiku form
unusually offbeat
a fuckin' rebel

everyone knows i know no haiku
always fakin the funk
like a virtual reality with 4 eyes

I like your haiku
Mine's unimaginative
Such is life I guess.

bad haiku, you say?
Relax. Good verse awaits you
Take an acid trip

bad moo goo gai pan:
explosive diarrhea
tranquil night shattered

sirin's haiku is
brilliant beacause i think that
it speaks the truth...too.

his name is Zombie
yet he does not munch on braaaaaains
his thumb remains up

hairy member posts
zombie schtick; but neglects our
true calling, CE

his obtuse haiku
makes for poor commentary
in silliness threads

not all that emo
as his username implies
I'll bet that its French

look at me. i have a beard
i'm emo, and try to smile
i rock at word association
blah blah blah blah blah

I think that Issue_
may not understand the rule
of five seven five

Zombie doesn't know
that beautiful punk women
observe no verse rules