Billy Mays

Now endorses health insurance?

That dude is kinda creepy..and not in a good way.

Holy shit!

i know who he is.... but what the hell was he in the first place that makes me want to buy anything he endorses? this isnt like michael jordan endorsing underwear. i dont know why this guys is famous

Awesome ^^

*runs away screaming*
*call still hear his voice 7 miles away*

Billy Mays endorsed your mom.

Bedazzler

Oh yah! If he say's it's "good", man I gotta rush out and buy it. NOT!

I'm pretty sure Billy Mays is Christoper Lowell's alter ego. Just add a toupee.

am i the only one who loves billy mays??...
who doesn't like to be yelled at at 3 o clock in the morning to buy random products...?

BIlly Mays here for the "Nut-o-Matic"!
Just in time for the holidays!
When you need some Bling for your thing!

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I'd like to stuff his god damned throat full of mighty putty.

and a somewhat less goatse lower half.

I'm hurtin' fro health insurance, but I can't say I'm desperate enough to buy it from the same guy that sells Oxyclean, Orange Glow, The Gopher Grip and that putty that can pull a truck.