Things I'd like to write Death Metal about.

1. Cheese.
2. That stuff that forms in the corner of your mouth when you're thirsty.
3. Dry heaving.
4. The untimely death of John Denver.
5. Giada De Laurentiis' boobs.
6. Brian Peppers.
7. Cinnabon.
8. That raw feeling in your mouth after you eat Cap'n Crunch dry.
9. The George Foreman Grill.
10. Canadians.

You can eat Cap'n Crunch soggy and it still does that.

I believe grindcore already has a corner on that market.

1. Your mom

1. Super Soakers
2. Other death metal songs.
3. Twinkies
4. Super Mario Bros.
5. Grocery stores

the housing market woes
being governor of Florida
income taxes
lovable overweight kitty cats
fish
cooking
Boba Fett
Snake Eyes fighting Storm Shadow
mermaids
Oliver Cromwell
my personal helicopter pilot
executing criminals with a giant mech walker armed with lasers
The Lost Vikings (the SNES game by Blizzard)
using my own blood to drown someone
getting lost
giant killer mechanical squirrels
hitting someone with a bat
Mandalorians in general
remote native tribes of the Amazon
ordering fish and chips
trying to get a GED

Wood chipper accidents.

that's brutal.

I would like to hear a cover of "easy like sunday morning" as a death metal song

Yeast infections
Meditation

Now that sounds like it would be brutal.

why fluffy bunnies are such assholes

Head first of feet first?

the farmer in the dell

fluffy pillows

pogs

World of Warcraft

Yoplait

*nods*

1. Bondage
2. Brian Boitano
3. Beets
4. Bears
5. Battlestar Galactica