A girl spat on my Big and Tasty....

Because she gave me diet coke and not regular coke.

And I yelled at her and said THERE ARE LABELS ON THE THING, CAN YOU READ?

So the bitch at McDonalds spat on my Big and Tasty.

I ate it anyways because for a girl that works at McDonalds.

She was pretty cute... So umm technically I made out with her.

Soooo, moral of the story is your the kind of guy that yells at people over soda?

No the moral of the story is I like when cute girls spit in my food...

You see it wasn't diet coke but regular coke all the time!

I just wanted her to get mad.

You're a sad lonely man.

You're a fucking idiot...please go away and never come back.

I'm sorry I must be in the Serious board.

I loved it !

Well at least someone gets my sense of humor!

CONGRATS!

Quit givin' off your negative vibes, man.

Oh I'm sorry, did we hurt your precious feelings? Do you want us to rub them and make the crying stop?

Metaverse, can you hand me the diapers and the baby powder? I think he shit himself.

Big and Tasty ?

Ummmmmmmm. . . .




I think Dick is fistin the Big n Tasty

You guys are like Joey Grecos you know how you ruin a good thing.

Oh well I still like you guys.

For just 25 cents, see how much more you can get.


litre o cola? do we have litre o cola?

A girl spat on my big and tasty once.

But I asked her not to do it again, because it's a total turn off. I mean sucking is ok, spitting is for shitty porn.

Did you Quater Pound her?

Well, with grammar like your's, it isn't mutual.