The failed threads i never made.

"Guess the cholesterol level of the person above you."

"Alright fellas, let's settle this once and for all. Whip it out and let's see who wins."

"Invent an STD"

"How to make homemade rat poison"

"I just punched a cop"

"How to tell your wife / girlfriend she's fat and still get laid."

"If i were gay, i would totally blow the following members."

"Reasons Tejas Should Have Stayed in Mejico"

"Put Your Pants On Fridays"

"Things that have come out of my genitals that shouldn't have."

"The stockula appreciation thread"

"LOLhookers"

^

Actually, I think that thread has been made...

"which SGs support Ron Paul"

"I have a smegma problem/fantasy"

"Hitler was my homeboy!"

Silliness sucks.

Every three months i make that thread. It fails.

"Why I Love Ryan Seacrest"

That's exactly the point, IMO.

You guyth are ridiculuth.

Hey...you all forgot "The HeMightbeGiant appreciation thread"

"why I don't care about celebrities like ... ummm ... "

"I hate Flux"

"why does everyone except me hate the staff"

Not so much forgot as purposely omitted.

"My penis is sooooooooo small......"

I'm pretty sure this one's been done.