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SuperCrunch

SuperCrunch

Birmingham, AL
January 2007

JUL 23, 2008 07:50 PM

What will hapen is that the Age of Aquarius is beginning. Thus, we see so many nature disasters - flooding in Asia, flooding in India, flooding in New Orleans - that have everything to do with water. - - Now, in some books (James Redfield's 'Celestine Prophecy') it states that the entire Maya society has not disappeared, but gone to the higher vibration dimensions. - - As we know it today, we are in the third dimension. By 2012, the Earth will come up to the 5th dimension. - - The ones who are not ready yet, will die by he nature disasters. Yes, that's sounds awful, but remember - death is just anther start. Then, their souls will be transported to another planet with 3rd dimension, where they will level up onto 5th dimension with time. - - As for the humans here, well it says that only 1/3 of Earth's population will come up on 5th dimension. You will see Light and you will have a choice to come up to the 5th dimension, or remain in the present 3rd one. - - In 5th dimension, you will nave a new DNA string, you will be able to communicate by telepathy, et cetera. - - Right now, many guardian angels, which are connected with each human on this planet, are preparing humans to awaken. Many angels, elfs and space people have chosen to reincarnate here in these times. - - I got all of this information forom Dennis Stanfeld "Book Of Angels". He also describes different alien species - both good and bad. I stongly recommend you to read it if you are interested in this subject.

Luscious

Luscious

SUICIDEGIRL

Canada

JUL 23, 2008 07:53 PM

hahaha I've been all over this for a while!

A 10th Planet was discovered that crosses into our solar system
approximately every 3,600 years, and it passes between the earth and
the sun as it makes its elliptical orbit around our sun and then
heads out for another 3,600 years. NASA discovered and excitedly
disclosed having found this tenth planet, which is called Planet X,
the X standing for the Roman Numeral 10. It was December 30th, 1983
that announcement was made by the chief scientist of the Infra-Red
Astronomical Satellite telescope (IRAS) to 6 daily newspapers.
Immediately after that, the huge curtain of silence and coverup came
down on this subject. This FACT that this planet exists and that
passes by earth every 3,600 years is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT to everyone,
especially Christians, but there is a huge curtain of silence. The
biggest and most play-acted curtain of all modern history is being
performed right now as you get this information!!!
This tenth planet is 4 to 5 times the size of earth, and 100 times as dense,
meaning that it has a large gravitational pull. Each 3,600 years as it
comes by the earth, it does not collide with earth as it passes by,
but the intense gravitational pull DOES AFFECT the earth tremendously.
It has done so in the past, the last time approximately 1600BC.
The gravitational pull of this tenth planet, on its way toward us right now,
is already beginning to show its effects on our entire solar system.
When Planet X crosses between the earth and the sun, the earth's
surface plates (the land masses) will be shifted; the earth may actually
stop its rotation for 3 days while it is in the grip of this massive planet
as it speeds past the earth; there will be mega-huge earthquakes; there
will be massive tidal waves; there will be extremely high winds and
hurricane force torrential rains; there will also be meteor showers from
the debris dragged along in space in the tail of this planet due to its
tremendous gravitational pull. There is nothing scientists can do about it.
Scientists forecast that as much as 70% of the earth's population will
not survive the moment of the passing of this planet; another 20% will
starve to death in the aftermath, and only about 10% of the population
will survive. The powers-that-be in the world today have a massive
media blackout and disinformation programs designed so that world
markets do not collapse and massive panic does not take place.
They have designed the "War on Terrorism" to hide the real truth about
troop movements, government changes, homeland security, and many
other items on their agenda throughout the world. And they plan to
use their agenda, IF THEY HAVE TO, in order to control any chaos
and panic.
Before we get into Biblical understanding of this subject, allow me to
further support the information that I have just stated. For example,
A group of scientists in Russia in the year 2000 held several meetings
to discuss the inbound planet discovered from one of their largest
observatories. This led to the infamous "2003 Problem" which the Reuters
News Service wire reported on Sept. 13th 2000. The top government
officials of Russia called for a commission to study the problem which
was said to expect to cause "a string of calamities" and "a massive
population shrinkage" They openly wondered whether Russia would
still even exist as a country afterwards. Why? Because most of the old
Soviet Union is fairly low-lying land, and the polar icecaps will melt
during these next 2 years causing the new sea level to be around
700 feet above what it is now, and most of the old Soviet Union,
including much of Russia, will be under water.
The polar regions are melting fast right now. Just check the news.
Massive blocks of ice, the size of the states of Delaware and
Connecticut, have already fallen off and are melting now.
The Alaska glaciers have been studied extensively and the RATE at
which they are melting is increasing at an alarming pace. The reason
for all this melting is that the earth has a molten core and it is heating
up from the inside for various reasons that get technical, but basically
due to the influence of the coming Planet X.
We have known about this tenth planet for quite some time.
You see this tenth planet was already known to be out there as early
as the early 1900's when astronomers noted its affects on the outer
planets of Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto.
Ancient stone tablets with scientific information from a civilization
known as the Sumerians, who lived some 6,000 years ago, were also
deciphered in the 1800's, and these stone tablets told us exactly
where to find Pluto and also detailed what they called, Wormwood
or The Planet of the Crossing. In other words, scientists have known
about Planet-X for a very long time, but only in the early 1980's with
the advent of infrared telescopes launched into space were they able
to SEE far enough to actually detect Planet X and plot its course.
But let's continue with some interesting facts. We have a network of
people who have verified that some NASA engineers are building
dome homes (the strongest know structures to man) in certain parts
of this country in anticipation of the destructive passing of Planet X.
The elite have already built mini-cities underground. There's much more ...

Innocent_Sid

Innocent_Sid

Providence, RI
June 2007

JUL 23, 2008 07:58 PM

Who has time to read such prolixity? In writing, prolixity can take many forms, including:
Excess description: Writing that is overflowing with ornate or flowery adjective-heavy language is known as purple prose. Tastes vary widely in this regard. What was once considered enthralling description can be considered excess by a later generation. An example:

The tips of the cottonwoods and the oaks waved to the east, and the rings of aspens along the terraces twinkled their myriad of bright faces in fleet and glancing gleam.

Long phrases: Often one word can take the place of an entire phrase, with little loss to the idea or feeling.

Simile and metaphor: Used properly, simile and metaphor can add life to communication. Overuse can become overbearing.

Their accounts of the affair came as close as newspapers usually come as close as Mars is to Saturn.

Assuming it fits the context, this simile might not be considered excessive if it was the only one used in several pages. If one of several in just a few paragraphs, however, it might be counterproductive.

Stating the obvious:

She came over near me and smiled with her mouth and she had little sharp predatory teeth. ... He walked slowly across the floor towards us and the girl jerked away from me...

Redundant expressions:

We made advance reservations for 12 noon, my fellow classmates and I, eager to meet together again and renew a common bond which dates back to when we were young lads.

My classmates and I made reservations for noon, eager to meet and renew a bond which dates to when we were lads.

Note that not all redundant expressions are easily discarded without stilting the language. Replacing foretell the future in "Could she really foretell the future?" with prognosticate may be far worse than a redundancy which has become accepted idiom. Similarly, some might prefer which dates back to to which dates to in the example above, depending upon context (though either phrase could easily be replaced with the single word from, or with which dates from.)

stephyNOpants

stephyNOpants

Saint Petersburg, FL
February 2007

JUL 23, 2008 08:44 PM

this thread makes my head hurt

surreal

cpkz

cpkz

Los Angeles, CA
September 2006

JUL 23, 2008 09:11 PM

Luscious said:
*NERD*



Be mine?

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

Redding, CA
December 2005

JUL 23, 2008 09:47 PM

Ilectra likes turtles!

ChileanNacho

ChileanNacho

Palatine, IL
May 2007

JUL 23, 2008 09:48 PM

FormerlySid said:
Who has time to read such prolixity? In writing, prolixity can take many forms, including:
Excess description: Writing that is overflowing with ornate or flowery adjective-heavy language is known as purple prose. Tastes vary widely in this regard. What was once considered enthralling description can be considered excess by a later generation. An example:

The tips of the cottonwoods and the oaks waved to the east, and the rings of aspens along the terraces twinkled their myriad of bright faces in fleet and glancing gleam.

Long phrases: Often one word can take the place of an entire phrase, with little loss to the idea or feeling.

Simile and metaphor: Used properly, simile and metaphor can add life to communication. Overuse can become overbearing.

Their accounts of the affair came as close as newspapers usually come as close as Mars is to Saturn.

Assuming it fits the context, this simile might not be considered excessive if it was the only one used in several pages. If one of several in just a few paragraphs, however, it might be counterproductive.

Stating the obvious:

She came over near me and smiled with her mouth and she had little sharp predatory teeth. ... He walked slowly across the floor towards us and the girl jerked away from me...

Redundant expressions:

We made advance reservations for 12 noon, my fellow classmates and I, eager to meet together again and renew a common bond which dates back to when we were young lads.

My classmates and I made reservations for noon, eager to meet and renew a bond which dates to when we were lads.

Note that not all redundant expressions are easily discarded without stilting the language. Replacing foretell the future in "Could she really foretell the future?" with prognosticate may be far worse than a redundancy which has become accepted idiom. Similarly, some might prefer which dates back to to which dates to in the example above, depending upon context (though either phrase could easily be replaced with the single word from, or with which dates from.)



uh...

yeah!

w0rD!

... whatever

triskadekaphobia

triskadekaphobia

Marshall, VA
February 2004

JUL 23, 2008 09:48 PM

orange

CodyW

CodyW

Lufkin, TX
December 2004

JUL 23, 2008 09:56 PM

I've pretty much given up on believing specific theories after having read about dark matter. All bets are off when it comes to the future.

velvet_petal

velvet_petal

I'm lost
November 2006

JUL 23, 2008 10:07 PM

ckdexterhaven said:
Ilectra likes turtles!


All that will survive will be turtles.

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

Redding, CA
December 2005

JUL 23, 2008 10:09 PM

velvet_petal said:

ckdexterhaven said:
Ilectra likes turtles!


All that will survive will be turtles.


And pancaked-faced astronauts.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
Well, pictures of them, anyway.


velvet_petal

velvet_petal

I'm lost
November 2006

JUL 23, 2008 10:18 PM

ckdexterhaven said:

velvet_petal said:

ckdexterhaven said:
Ilectra likes turtles!


All that will survive will be turtles.


And pancaked-faced astronauts.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
Well, pictures of them, anyway.




This is true. I forgot that was even a possibility....a not too distant one apparently.

Light_Bringer

Light_Bringer

Raleigh, NC
October 2007

JUL 23, 2008 10:38 PM

Who knows what the future will bring? None of us do.

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

Redding, CA
December 2005

JUL 23, 2008 10:43 PM

Light_Bringer said:
Who knows what the future will bring? None of us do.


velvet_petal

velvet_petal

I'm lost
November 2006

JUL 23, 2008 11:01 PM

ckdexterhaven said:

Light_Bringer said:
Who knows what the future will bring? None of us do.



We're doomed!

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

Redding, CA
December 2005

JUL 23, 2008 11:06 PM

velvet_petal said:

ckdexterhaven said:

Light_Bringer said:
Who knows what the future will bring? None of us do.



We're doomed!


It has been foretold, and thus it shall remain. Err... something like that. I was staring at his hair the whole time.

velvet_petal

velvet_petal

I'm lost
November 2006

JUL 23, 2008 11:06 PM

^^and....flying turtles don't forget them too.^^

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

Redding, CA
December 2005

JUL 23, 2008 11:09 PM

velvet_petal said:
^^and....flying turtles don't forget them too.^^


Soundtrack by The Japanese Brady Bunch Kids.

velvet_petal

velvet_petal

I'm lost
November 2006

JUL 23, 2008 11:19 PM

ckdexterhaven said:

velvet_petal said:
^^and....flying turtles don't forget them too.^^


Soundtrack by The Japanese Brady Bunch Kids.


There doing a reunion tour, or so I hear. As soon as the Japanese Bobby gets out of rehab.

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

Redding, CA
December 2005

JUL 23, 2008 11:35 PM

velvet_petal said:

ckdexterhaven said:

velvet_petal said:
^^and....flying turtles don't forget them too.^^


Soundtrack by The Japanese Brady Bunch Kids.


There doing a reunion tour, or so I hear. As soon as the Japanese Bobby gets out of rehab.


I love the part halfway through the show when Japanese Sam The Butcher does a brief comedy skit with Japanese Alice. Good times.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
Man, we are way off-topic. And you know what? I'm ok with that.


velvet_petal

velvet_petal

I'm lost
November 2006

JUL 23, 2008 11:40 PM

ckdexterhaven said:
I was staring at his hair the whole time.


Didn't want to admit it, but I was too. What's up with that forelock curl?
How's a person supposed to be credible with hair like that?

llama

llama

Rosedale, MD
December 2004

JUL 24, 2008 06:57 AM

I guess I should start that killing spree I've had planned right about 1/1/2012. Beware anyone who has pissed me off....

Oh, and I guess I should buy a pair of anti-gravity boot, that will keep me alive.

NathanialBlood

NathanialBlood

United Kingdom
August 2006

JUL 24, 2008 07:00 AM

2012 is a load of horse poop puke