I was doing some soul searching.

And I found my house keys

I did the same thing but found your mom at my door!

ZING! I kid I kid. Because I like you!

I like you.

I found Jesus. He was hiding behind the fridge.

He won't come out unless I give him some Sugar Puffs.

I don't have any

I found my id which my daughter hid from me about a week again.

I will gut you like a fish.

Filet is a better word.

I found cheezits And here I thought I was all out.

Like Drew Barrymore?

I dare you.

dude, don't take that dare. That kid will fuck you, Danzig, and Henry Rollins up in the same punch.