These Kids are Hella Crunchy

Do the females have shaved pubes?

Its highly doubtful.

I bent my wookie.

That doesn't sound too good. Of course, I have no idea what your talking about.

I roll children in panko for that extra crisp crust!

Less grease, more crisp, you really can't go wrong.

Sometimes they try to run away during the battering process. What a mess!

That's what you get for leaving their legs on!

The Oak Ridge Boys have really let themselves go.

I still love the little,short, dark one in the back. His head is so pointy, it makes me hot.

EMO WOOKIES