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Tiger_Fodder

Tiger_Fodder

Braintree, MA
June 2007

JUL 21, 2008 07:22 PM

zoom image

That is what Greaser has been doing wrong all along.

Luscious

Luscious

SUICIDEGIRL

Canada

JUL 21, 2008 07:25 PM

biggrin biggrin biggrin

TheEnnis

TheEnnis

Chicago, IL
March 2008

JUL 21, 2008 07:40 PM

I rather unload my sticky children making magic on her face...

LEtranger

Letranger

Brooklyn, NY
September 2005

JUL 21, 2008 07:45 PM

i love barely subliminal perverted vintage advertising

velvet_petal

velvet_petal

I'm lost
November 2006

JUL 21, 2008 07:49 PM

Hmmmm.....I think I've met this dude before.

TheEnnis

TheEnnis

Chicago, IL
March 2008

JUL 21, 2008 07:50 PM

velvet_petal said:
Hmmmm.....I think I've met this dude before.



And now you have second hand smoke!

What a douche!

Luscious

Luscious

SUICIDEGIRL

Canada

JUL 21, 2008 07:54 PM

vanillaKnight said:
I rather unload my sticky children making magic on her face...



OH NO! don't do that! such a waste!
Sings:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood!

Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
God needs everybody's.
Mine! And mine! And mine!

Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaate!

TheEnnis

TheEnnis

Chicago, IL
March 2008

JUL 21, 2008 07:58 PM

Luscious said:

vanillaKnight said:
I rather unload my sticky children making magic on her face...



OH NO! don't do that! such a waste!
Sings:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood!

Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
God needs everybody's.
Mine! And mine! And mine!

Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaate!



Yeah maybe But I killed so many unborn children. Like billions by now!

LEtranger

Letranger

Brooklyn, NY
September 2005

JUL 21, 2008 07:59 PM

on some level i'll bet this ad wasn't even supposed to be sexual. back then if you puffed smoke into a girl's face you were a bad ass dude who smoked bad ass flavored cigarettes with a plastic tip.

Luscious

Luscious

SUICIDEGIRL

Canada

JUL 21, 2008 08:00 PM

LEtranger said:
on some level i'll bet this ad wasn't even supposed to be sexual. back then if you puffed smoke into a girl's face you were a bad ass dude who smoked bad ass flavored cigarettes with a plastic tip.



Who am I kidding, this still works on me..

TheEnnis

TheEnnis

Chicago, IL
March 2008

JUL 21, 2008 08:00 PM

LEtranger said:
on some level i'll bet this ad wasn't even supposed to be sexual. back then if you puffed smoke into a girl's face you were a bad ass dude who smoked bad ass flavored cigarettes with a plastic tip.



Yeah but girls NOW want the assholes who own a Toyota Prius.

Because she thinks you're a treehugger!

g_whiz

g_whiz

Hollywood, FL
October 2004

JUL 21, 2008 08:00 PM

I'm not so sure that would work with any possible entendre.

LEtranger

Letranger

Brooklyn, NY
September 2005

JUL 21, 2008 08:05 PM

but seriously, what was the plastic tip for? so that if you couldn't finish the whole cigarette you could wash off the tip, dry it off, and put it back in the pack??

TheEnnis

TheEnnis

Chicago, IL
March 2008

JUL 21, 2008 08:08 PM

Do people even use those things today?

It's so 1950ish.

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

USA
December 2005

JUL 21, 2008 08:30 PM

Apparently girls like assholes. wink

TheEnnis

TheEnnis

Chicago, IL
March 2008

JUL 21, 2008 08:36 PM

ckdexterhaven said:
Apparently girls like assholes. wink



And the death to the gentlemen begins!!

Tiger_Fodder

Tiger_Fodder

Braintree, MA
June 2007

JUL 21, 2008 08:41 PM

ckdexterhaven said:
Apparently girls like assholes. wink



You have never said anything more true my friend.

triskadekaphobia

triskadekaphobia

Stephens City, VA
February 2004

JUL 21, 2008 09:15 PM


Sings:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood!

Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
God needs everybody's.
Mine! And mine! And mine!

Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaate!



Luscious, I LOVE YOU!

wyldechylde

wyldechylde

San Jose, CA
November 2004

JUL 21, 2008 09:38 PM

Nothing sexier than a girl hacking up some mucus from the smoke you just blew in her face.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

I've already got a stiffy just thinking about it!

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

USA
December 2005

JUL 21, 2008 09:40 PM

That girl kinda looks like Elizabeth Berkeley, btw. Just thought I'd point that out for no reason.

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

JUL 21, 2008 09:41 PM

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

JUL 21, 2008 09:43 PM

Luscious said:

vanillaKnight said:
I rather unload my sticky children making magic on her face...



OH NO! don't do that! such a waste!


Not if you swallow, then it's nutritional!

Ilectra

Ilectra

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

JUL 21, 2008 09:56 PM



See this was what I was somehow expecting..I am now fulfilled thank you sir.

triskadekaphobia

triskadekaphobia

Stephens City, VA
February 2004

JUL 21, 2008 09:59 PM

Ilectra said:



See this was what I was somehow expecting..I am now fulfilled thank you sir.



Guy with bottle of beer beats two girls with one cup any day...

BigPygg

BigPygg

Troy, AL
March 2007

JUL 21, 2008 10:05 PM

triskadekaphobia said:

Ilectra said:



See this was what I was somehow expecting..I am now fulfilled thank you sir.



Guy with bottle of beer beats two girls with one cup any day...



And here I thought 2 girls together were sexy, no matter what!
YYou had to go and bring up that cup incident. tongue

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