She thinks my Caterpillar's sexy!

Hey, I have those socks!

I operate one of these when I go home:



... and it is way too much fun.

One time back home I was driving home late at night..and one of these were behind me on the highway. THE HIGHWAY!. It scared the fuck out of me. Being extremely high didn't help things either.

You might want to qualify. Are you a brown socks and shorts wearing guy or a tube-socks pulled up to your knees wearing guy?

these guys are overcompensating for something. am i right? *elbows the person next to me*

It's so damn huge!!!!

Now when someone says "that's what she said" and then I say "Don't bring your mom into this".

Nice. That's the follow up line I've always needed for my generic stock quote conversations.

That is pretty good!

Mine's longer.