Hey, this gives me an idea, PerilousPup.
Tell her you've been far too occupied with trying to find ways to send large pics of your wang to Africa and other parts of the world to be thinking about your ex and dissing her.

Metaverse

USA

March 2005

JUL 18, 2008 09:09 PM

lithocarpus said:
Tell her that there is a statue of limitation on using the term "ex-girlfriend" and that at some point in your late twenties she simply became an "old-girlfriend" and as such no longer has a buy-back option on your attentions.

a Statue of limitation? is it made of granite or marble ? When you're trying to make an intelligent statement, try getting the word right please. I mean I know this is silliness...but I can only take so much.

velvet_petal

I'm lost

November 2006

JUL 18, 2008 09:30 PM

Metaverse said:

I like statue, marble is good.

velvet_petal

I'm lost

November 2006

JUL 18, 2008 09:30 PM

lithocarpus said:

Metaverse said:
a Statue of limitation? is it made of granite or marble ? When you're trying to make an intelligent statement, try getting the word right please. I mean I know this is silliness...but I can only take so much.

Hey, go fuck yourself. it's made of limestone.

All those pores are hard to keep clean.

Letranger

Brooklyn, NY

September 2005

JUL 18, 2008 09:33 PM

velvet_petal said:

g_whiz said:
I think you should send her a picture of your wang. Make it a huge file.

This is a strategy which works in many situations. A universal solution, if you will.

speaking of the universe...

Chainlink

Key West, FL

August 2005

JUL 18, 2008 09:35 PM

lithocarpus said:

Hey, go fuck yourself. it's made of limestone.

velvet_petal

I'm lost

November 2006

JUL 18, 2008 09:35 PM

lithocarpus said:

velvet_petal said:

lithocarpus said:

Hey, go fuck yourself. it's made of limestone.

All those pores are hard to keep clean.

Yet fun to sand. Go figure.

Contemplates the irony of life whilst eating a 3 day old piece on cheesecake I inherited.

velvet_petal

I'm lost

November 2006

JUL 19, 2008 12:22 AM

lithocarpus said:

velvet_petal said:

lithocarpus said:

velvet_petal said:

lithocarpus said:

Hey, go fuck yourself. it's made of limestone.

All those pores are hard to keep clean.

Yet fun to sand. Go figure.

Contemplates the irony of life whilst eating a 3 day old piece on cheesecake I inherited.

"...piece on cheesecake..."? When you're trying to make an intelligent statement, try getting the word right please. I mean I know this is silliness...but I can only take so much.

I feel oppressed.

Hopey

Corvallis, OR

January 2004

JUL 20, 2008 05:18 PM

It doesn't seem very silly in here. EVEN AFTER FRIDGE SPOKE IN IT!!
You guys are ruining silliness.

SuperCrunch

Birmingham, AL

January 2007

JUL 20, 2008 08:54 PM

vanillaKnight said:
Just say one liners like The Joker.

I think you might have an addiction...

If you ever get Joker underoos then its time to seek help.

Dr_Zoidberg

Raymore, MO

June 2004

JUL 21, 2008 04:46 AM

Do a barrel roll.

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