Who Else Would Love a SG Winghouse??

I thought about it last night at hooters that it would be amazing if SG had its own wing place with a stage for bands and hot half naked SGs and Hopefuls as waitresses. Nicccceeee

I just can't see why SG wouldn't want to slap their name on such a frat boy strip mall standard like a boobies-and-wings restaurant! And I'm sure a TON of Suicidegirls would LOVE to wear skimpy clothes and serve fried food to drooling morons!

Sounds awesome!

Not me.

Dude, you went to Hooters?

That has a nice wing to it. *wakka wakka*

S.G.I. Fridays?

I bet the menu would be Sgrumptious, the girls Sgrappy, and the outfits Sgimpy.

Oh, and seriously, whenever someone says this, no good ever comes of it, really.

In fact, I think Bush might have said this before the start of the war, if I'm not mistaken.

I like this.

Needs more butterflies.

How about an SG version of Chuck E. Cheese, complete with animatronic suicidegirls and all?

maybe it could be like that restaurant where people go to be served rudely, and the SGs spit in your food and stuff?

OOOH! or maybe it could be like a theme park, and we get girls to dress up like the bestest SGs.

Yes, please.

With bowling, and a bacon section of the menu.

That's all i could think of when i read that.

FRIDAY! FRIDAY! FRIDAY! is "kick you in the crotch night!" all domestic beers are half off!

and don't forget

SATURDAY! it's "knock you unconscious, steal your wallet, keys and dump your lifeless body down by the train tracks" night! First come first serve, doors open at 6. Never been hit with a blackjack? Now is your time to learn what it feels like!

SUNDAY! Done with Church? Come in for the staff Baby Eating contest! The bigger the baby, the more free food you get!

**Disclaimer**: If you bring your baby it's assumed you want it eaten, do not show up with a baby and then try to sue us when said baby does get eaten.

Yes yes to Winehouse

Grease stains all over your short shorts though? the Food gotsta be good!

Where the fuck is VanillaKnight to weigh in on this one

Wednesday is "Stick it in my Dirty Ass!" Night, down at Sgooters!

I can't wait for one of the SG to rub my back and pretend to be my friend for fat tips!

Nicccceeee