I've got a ripping case of burrito hand.

Burrito hand: The condition that results from a gooshy burrito leaving it's aroma on your digits for a day despite any amount of washing or sanitizing.

*sniffs fingers*

Gooshy? Is that a meat?

Shredded beef. The juice literally made the tortilla dissolve.

We should fill some squirt-guns with that juice in case the Tortilla People ever decide to attack.

Murder Via Delicious

I just had a burrito today!

Burrito glove?

Methinks you need to take a sabbatical from the Shit Food Reviews, my friend.

-TM

I've got a burritoing hand of case-rip.

This should never happen.

i squirt salsa

I eat it up with my taco chip lips.

marry me?

I don't believe in marriage, but for you, my sweet spicy chili pepper, of course.

...

So racist.

Why must you always test our love?!

marrying other women, one of these days I'm just going to not be here anymore!
*runs away sobbing and throws himself on to a bed with waaay too many pillows*

craziness

gremlin

And Tacos.

There are not enough tacos in this thread.

Gremlins taste good with salsa.

Nor SALSA!!!

Talk to sweetloretta about that.

QUICK! Everybody stimulate sweetloretta!!! I've got naked nachos here!