What would Spiderman say in a situation like this?

Oxy

Check out this nutsack.

Dane_valek

<-- this is the exact amount of time since i ...

Letranger

Show me your... [2]

Metaverse

I Fucking Love My Monkey [2]

phrogg

*alone* [2]

MrGinger

Hold Up

TaoAndCoffee

September

Greaser

Look at me! I have abused the thread creation feature once more.

TaoAndCoffee

I Fucking Love Metaverse Even When He Is Being Dickish

Tiger_Fodder

Teeheehee

Rory_B_Bellows

So I have a choice..There's a love triangle between me and two girls. [2]

jerawyn

current event: I am drunkie [6]

DarkSomething

Take it in the anal....

kaylaisobscene

Trust me...

antipaladin

MOAR BEWBIES!!! [2]

Metaverse

O HAI THEYRE

Metaverse

Let's make up new swear words/phrases. [3]

adam_vincent

So I have a choice...There's a thirst triangle between me and two drinks

ArtHic

OMG! THAT ROBOT'S FISTING A SHARK!

scylis

Just in case you weren't sure...

Tallboy66

Butt sniffing dog.

HeMightBeGiant

Let's Play Spoiler Russiann Roulette! [2]

Ilectra

Amercians are stoopid, its a fact [2]

Tiger_Fodder

i can spot false advertising when i see it

velvet_petal

So, I wanna wedge myself between two Suicide Girls. [2]

NathanialBlood

2012 teh omgeez

NathanialBlood

I'm gonna come at you like a stripper monkey!

velvet_petal

I just tried a new cheese . . .

velvet_petal

This is not a "so I have a choice" parody thread... [2]

cpkz

So I have a choice between two Suicide Girls... [2]

phrogg

I love it when.......

Tiger_Fodder

I can't hear you. There's a pony in my lap.

phrogg

I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

c_iggy

I'm talking to you guys in a bubble bath right now!!!!!

NathanialBlood

Bored at work

JustJeff

Board at work.

Colinism

Shhhh...don't wake the baby

NathanialBlood

Wake up the damn baby!

NathanialBlood