When you die, donate your body to...

I don't want to be a prt of any club that will have me.

I totally want to sign up for this, but I just sent my organ donor card in... Shit!

I'm getting cremated. But y'all are welcome to do whatever you like with my ashes.

Be creative.

WC Fields? Or was it Groucho?

Well I'm not getting any sex when I'm alive.

That would be sad I'll get laid when I finally die...

You can still donate your organs. We promise to be quick. We're not really into cuddling, anyway.

Fields

Hmmm... This might work. The only things not being donated to science are my eyes.

You can have my lifeless, dismembered body to do with as you will.

I could have sworn it was Groucho.

Must do a look up after this dinner party thingie I have to attend.

I just checked. I was Groucho.

By the way this thread reminds of an exhibit that came to Chicago called Body Works.

I'm sure you all heard about it. But it was like real dead bodies shown how the body works.

Muscles, veins...

That's what I get for not looking it up.

Definitely groucho.

You know you're not suppose to fuck them, right ?

How long would i stay hard for though? I suppose my ass would always be of us hmm maybe

You, sir, WIN at life.

I've already donated my body to cannibals, or else I'd be all over that!

What, they're too proud for sloppy seconds?

I think they're afraid I'll be pre-basted by the necrophiliacs, ifyaknowwhatImean

You mean the cannibals don't like their meat tenderized ?

ifyaknowwhatimean.

maybe nobody wants my body after I die....
Though I always have a card for the donation card (I don't know what it is called in English, or I couldn't find it on Wiki, either. The card which tells that I'm willing to donate my organs) with myself.

Its hard to sign things with broken hands. They do horrible things in Chinese prisons. Like shoot you and sell your body to the dudes at Body Works.