It's Friday night...

... and I'm at home; no money, no date, no gig, bored. I should be writing a novel, but instead I think I'll originate a bunch of meaningless threads. Is there anyone else out there that's as lame as me?

Somehow I didn't think so.

I'm in your club! Sitting, drinking alone, scanning message boards... good times!

awww im home alone 2 kinda but hopefully going out in a lil bit... thats if i get a ride cause right now i have a car but the state took away my l's them fuck faces queefing cunt queens

If I'm not at work, I'm at home. Wife is working nights no the weekends while the kids are out of school. This is it for a social life for me. I am also the lamezorz....

Well what'dya know.
My life sucks pretty hardcore, too.

i got drunk last night... i wanna blaze bomb tonight and do nothing... bachelor party tomorrow.. need rest for the VIP Room at Century

If it makes you feel any better in comparison, I have to be at work at 7 am tomorrow, to work for at least 12 hours (six day work week). And it's going to be about 90 degrees and crazy humid, and I work outdoors, and the ticks and mosquitoes are out in full force. Also, we're shorthanded this weekend, so we'll be extra busy, and since tomorrow is saturday it means most of my customers will be home to bother me.

lets just all steal boats planes trains and automobiles head out to sea and have a big fiesta i'll bring the tequilla and the hazeus!!!

Hey! Lemme have a hit offa that bottle!

Game of checkers?

yea im down with that, after a few games shall we play some spades?

I have to be up at 6 tomorrow, ready to give people their caffeine fix by 7. So I'm doing the lame shut-in thing too tonight.

I have a couple of Steamwhistle Pilsners, laundry, and you guys to keep me entertained though.

You mean there are options other than staying in at night?

It's Friday night! It's 10 o'clock! It's time to party! I'm your excellent host, RudieCantFail, with me, as always, is phrogg. Party on, phrogg!

Alright! Excellent!

can i be interviewed as a celebrity guest.. I am "the champ" after all..

Yep I'm here to spin some of your favorite platters, so get those dancin shoes on! Here's Joey and the Starlighters with "Peppermint Twist"!!!


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I dunno; somehow it's just not working for me.

No.

Well, our first guest is the most excellent babe, sillyokio. SCHWING!

should be frank sinatra night

I worked out. Then went swimming, and then laid at the pool for 2 hours!

should have brought the pool hotties home!!

Good evening, Rudie! Phrogg! And just how are things hangin'?

I can definitely throw down with some Frankie!

I would have been here sooner, but I called back in to work. My co-worker had to go home sick.

Ofcourse they knew who to call. Paul sits home alone on Friday nights.

At the moment, things aren't 'hanging' at all, they're standing very much at attention ifyaknowwhatimean.