What does your mom do well?

Name 23 things your mom does well, and I'll tone it down.

I hear she gives good hand jobs.

I hear your mom gives good lap dances.

I hear your mom gives good foot rubs.

I hear your mom bakes good girlsexpie

I hear your mom knows how to shave goats like whoa.

Citation needed.

I heard your mom blows goats like whoa.

I hear your mom is quite skilled at debate. In fact, I hear shes a master of it.

I heard your mom is quite gifted at fisting.

I hear tell in certain circles that your mom is accomplished at DVDA.

I hear your mom is very nice...... i think i fail at this.

My dad.

I hear your mom is terrific at FAIL.

I hear your mom likes to stick her index finger inside of pigeons... .and she's good at it.

Nothing.

calling me everyday

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makin me cookies