What's today, Wednesday?

Fuck me, this week is dragging on, isn't it. Anything good come on today? I don't know. Who the fuck thought "Farmer Wants a Wife" would be a good idea for a show. Thats not entertaining because the guys attractive. It would be a totally different show if the guy was all homely looking.

Agreed. On everything.

You rule.

Reality shows must die.

I'm assuming this "Farmer Wants a Wife" show you're referring to is a reality show.

yes.

i've never heard of this show.
wendsday? hmmm... i had no idea.
i am unemployed and apparently overqualified for everything.
i spent most of the day trying to learn all the lyrics to Big Pimpin'
LOSER

im gonna start drinking. who's with me?

Why yes, yes it is Wednesday.

I can't afford to drink. Go figure.

I agree, though. This week is dragging. Even being unemployed it's dragging.

i may as well too.
except, i havent eaten today. oh shit.
i would like to take this opportunity to apologize for any postings made about 3 hours after this one.

Scary.

hey thats me!

I know it is! The resemblance is scary!

i was just as grumpy and homicidal

it's like you're about to vurp up your happy meal!

into my friends ass and then she drinks it?

Holy shit! Separated at Birth!

i fucking love you.

+2 billion

*chugs ass smoothie*

Verily.

my drinking habits have really changed. I mean i can still drink damn near anyone under the table, now its just the manner in which i do it. Back when i was young, man you would see me walking around a party with a bottle of whiskey in one hand and a beer bong in the other. Then i lost the funnel and drank straight from the bottle. Then i was a shot guy, then a cocktail guy. Now, here i am drinking whiskey on the rocks.

cant we just drink the black tooth grin?