SG LOLPython and the Holy Cheezburger

tilpacer said:
I thought there was going to be more, then I saw it was only bumps.

Time to pass the disappointment on.

Pom_felo said:
It occurred to me that most of the newer folk probably haven't seen this epic win.

Cosmo said:


'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.

We're closin' for lunch.

Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this board what I logged onto not half an hour ago from this very site.

Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Silliness...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?







I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!

No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.

Look, matey, I know a dead board when I see one, and I'm logged on to one right now.

No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable board, the Norwegian Silliness, idn'it, ay? Beautiful appreciation threads!

The appreciation threads don't contribute anything to it. It's stone dead.

Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!







All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up!
...'Ello, Mister Silliness Board! I've got a lovely fresh Pastry Chef for you if you show...

There, Someone had sex with the person before them!

No, they didn't, that was you bumping an old thread!

I never!!

Yes, you did!

I never, never did anything...







Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. This Silliness Board is definitely deceased, and when I logged onto it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of silliness was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged LOL.

Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for some fisting.

PININ' for some FISTING?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on its back the moment I got 'im home?

The Norwegian Silliness prefers keepin' on it's back! Remarkable board, id'nit, squire? Lovely Appreciation Threads!






Look, I took the liberty of examining that thread when I logged on, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its server in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.

Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that board down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with some animated GIFs, and ...WIN!

"WIN"?!? Mate, this board wouldn't "WIN" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!

No no! 'E's pining!

'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This board is no more! It has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the server 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic programming is now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is digital coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-SILLY!!





Well, I'd better replace it, then.
...Sorry squire, I've had a look 'round the back of the shop, and uh, we're right out of silliness.

I see. I see, I get the picture.

I got some Current Events.

Pray, is it Silly?

Nnnnot really.

WELL IT'S HARDLY A BLOODY REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!?

N-no, I guess not.

Well.

D'you.... d'you want to go over to Sets of the Day?
Yeah, all right, sure.

RaymondAlginon said:
I'll fuckin' Ni you! *hits BDeyed with a frypan!*

BDeyeD said:

Nein.

RaymondAlginon said:

*CLANG!*

CPKZ said:
so this is how one wins...
I think I've learned a lot today.