That's what she said...

You know how is goes... You say something that can be misconstrued into something sexual.

So what did she say?

insert tab "A" into slot "B"

Your mom was awesome.

Your dad sucked.

You have a small penis.

something i overheard:
"you know i think seven inches is just perfect for me."

This is funny, and appropriate. I was listening to this guy on the radio going off about Barack Obama and how he called that lady a "sweety." He was just making all these really non sexual things sound sexual and really sexual things sound like business contracts. It was quite hilarious. Anyway, I know that's not what you were looking for, but I find it appropriate.

I love you.

ha... small penis

wait........

thats it?

He nailed her pretty hard!

nice nickels!

"Have you seen my box?" Said the Marine in Iraq trying to send a package home...

I love you too, actually.

Blood comes out of my body from an opening in between my legs.

Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die?

I thought this thread was a Backstreet Boys song...

my balls are fluffy and new...

You didn't!

I used to date a guy who was known for one liners like this.

Heavy emphasis on used to.

Yeah, that's why the little weird face is there. The first time I heard someone say that seriously, I was like, are you for real? And they were.

Silly.

I would've known you weren't "that guy" with or without the little weird face.