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Zale

Zale

Jacksonville, NC
October 2006

MAY 15, 2008 08:24 PM

You know how is goes... You say something that can be misconstrued into something sexual.

So what did she say?

JacksWastedLife

JacksWastedLife

Irving, TX
April 2007

MAY 15, 2008 08:25 PM

insert tab "A" into slot "B"

Kindle

Kindle

Seattle, WA
March 2006

MAY 15, 2008 08:27 PM

Your mom was awesome.

Kindle

Kindle

Seattle, WA
March 2006

MAY 15, 2008 08:27 PM

Your dad sucked.

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Intercourse, PA
January 2006

MAY 15, 2008 08:28 PM

You have a small penis.

sweetloretta

sweetloretta

Bellingham, WA
June 2003

MAY 15, 2008 08:29 PM

something i overheard:
"you know i think seven inches is just perfect for me."

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the guy was referring to a hoagie

emotedcreations

emotedcreations

Germany
July 2006

MAY 15, 2008 08:29 PM

This is funny, and appropriate. I was listening to this guy on the radio going off about Barack Obama and how he called that lady a "sweety." He was just making all these really non sexual things sound sexual and really sexual things sound like business contracts. It was quite hilarious. Anyway, I know that's not what you were looking for, but I find it appropriate.

_Margot_

_Margot_

Santa Monica, CA
December 2007

MAY 15, 2008 08:30 PM

Old_Fritz said:
This is funny, and appropriate. I was listening to this guy on the radio going off about Barack Obama and how he called that lady a "sweety." He was just making all these really non sexual things sound sexual and really sexual things sound like business contracts. It was quite hilarious. Anyway, I know that's not what you were looking for, but I found it funny.



I love you.

irishfighter

irishfighter

Clinton Township, MI
May 2008

MAY 15, 2008 08:31 PM

ha... small penis

wait........


frown

sweetloretta

sweetloretta

Bellingham, WA
June 2003

MAY 15, 2008 08:34 PM

thats it?

Kekelyn

Kekelyn

Canada
January 2007

MAY 15, 2008 08:36 PM

He nailed her pretty hard!

g_whiz

g_whiz

Hollywood, FL
October 2004

MAY 15, 2008 08:37 PM

nice nickels!

Zale

Zale

Jacksonville, NC
October 2006

MAY 15, 2008 08:45 PM

"Have you seen my box?" Said the Marine in Iraq trying to send a package home...

emotedcreations

emotedcreations

Germany
July 2006

MAY 15, 2008 08:49 PM

_Margot_ said:

Old_Fritz said:
This is funny, and appropriate. I was listening to this guy on the radio going off about Barack Obama and how he called that lady a "sweety." He was just making all these really non sexual things sound sexual and really sexual things sound like business contracts. It was quite hilarious. Anyway, I know that's not what you were looking for, but I found it funny.



I love you.

I love you too, actually.

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Love Actually... GOD I'M A DORK!



RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Intercourse, PA
January 2006

MAY 15, 2008 08:49 PM

Blood comes out of my body from an opening in between my legs.

emotedcreations

emotedcreations

Germany
July 2006

MAY 15, 2008 08:55 PM

Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die? shocked

Ladybug

Ladybug

Columbus, OH
June 2006

MAY 16, 2008 10:00 AM

I thought this thread was a Backstreet Boys song...

sirin

sirin

Santa Fe, NM
November 2007

MAY 16, 2008 10:02 AM

my balls are fluffy and new...

Ladybug

Ladybug

Columbus, OH
June 2006

MAY 16, 2008 10:51 AM

emotedcreations

emotedcreations

Germany
July 2006

MAY 16, 2008 10:54 AM

You didn't!

bok skull robot

Ladybug

Ladybug

Columbus, OH
June 2006

MAY 16, 2008 11:03 AM

biggrin

_Margot_

_Margot_

Santa Monica, CA
December 2007

MAY 16, 2008 11:28 AM

Old_Fritz said:

_Margot_ said:

Old_Fritz said:
This is funny, and appropriate. I was listening to this guy on the radio going off about Barack Obama and how he called that lady a "sweety." He was just making all these really non sexual things sound sexual and really sexual things sound like business contracts. It was quite hilarious. Anyway, I know that's not what you were looking for, but I found it funny.



I love you.

I love you too, actually.

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Love Actually... GOD I'M A DORK!





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But your my dork tongue

connielingus

connielingus

Magnolia, NJ
September 2005

MAY 16, 2008 12:25 PM

Old_Fritz said:
Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die? shocked



I used to date a guy who was known for one liners like this.

Heavy emphasis on used to. oink

emotedcreations

emotedcreations

Germany
July 2006

MAY 16, 2008 12:53 PM

connielingus said:

Old_Fritz said:
Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die? shocked



I used to date a guy who was known for one liners like this.

Heavy emphasis on used to. oink

Yeah, that's why the little weird face is there. The first time I heard someone say that seriously, I was like, are you for real? And they were. surreal

connielingus

connielingus

Magnolia, NJ
September 2005

MAY 16, 2008 01:10 PM

Old_Fritz said:

connielingus said:

Old_Fritz said:
Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die? shocked



I used to date a guy who was known for one liners like this.

Heavy emphasis on used to. oink

Yeah, that's why the little weird face is there. The first time I heard someone say that seriously, I was like, are you for real? And they were. surreal



Silly.

I would've known you weren't "that guy" with or without the little weird face.kiss

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That's what she said!

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