Are you a Douche-Bag? Take the test!

Answer yes or no

1. Have you ever called someone not related to you "bro?"

2. When wearing a baseball cap, do you keep the brim flattened?

3. Have you ever considered a popped collar on a shirt to be a fashion statement?

4. Do you make Jagerbombs for yourself when you are drinking at home?

5. Do you own any item of clothing with greek letters on it, which was not purchased on a trip to Greece or is in reference to an academic honors society?

6. When with your male friends, do you pat each other's ass and/or bump chests while playing video games?

7. Do you wear a hugely oversized gold watch with a loose band?

8. Have you ever considered getting frosted tips?

9. Do you believe Axe commercials?

10. Is hair-gel a weekly purchase?

If you answered "Yes" to 2 or more of these questions, you're a douche-bag.

There must be some mistake...this thing says I am not a douche-bag.

1. Have you ever called someone not related to you "bro?" no

2. When wearing a baseball cap, do you keep the brim flattened? no

3. Have you ever considered a popped collar on a shirt to be a fashion statement? no

4. Do you make Jagerbombs for yourself when you are drinking at home? no

5. Do you own any item of clothing with greek letters on it, which was not purchased on a trip to Greece or is in reference to an academic honors society? yes 300 tshirt

6. When with your male friends, do you pat each other's ass and/or bump chests while playing video games? no

7. Do you wear a hugely oversized gold watch with a loose band? ermm no

8. Have you ever considered getting frosted tips? getting what?

9. Do you believe Axe commercials? who?

10. Is hair-gel a weekly purchase? No

1 out of 10... I'm half-douche

I couldn't answer yes to any of those, but trust me... I'm a douche-bag.
Just ask the people I work with.

Which one? You may be more than half.

I have referred to friends as bro in the past.

Well, that is only minor douchery. You may pass.

Dude, flat brims are West Coast. My sister tried to get me to wear my hat like that 'cause that's how her friends from Arizona (mostly from Cali) wear it. I just couldn't bring myself to do it. I'm old school. where we used to wrap rubber bands around the brim to make them as curvy as possible. The bigger the curve...

Speaking of baseball hats:

You're a complete douche if you wear a Detroit hat and don't know who Granderson is. Yes, they exist. You don't get to wear it just 'cause of the cool little D or you like Eminem.

Oh my gawd, I must be a mega-douchebag!

HAHA... I couldn't agree more..

No.

No.

T-shirts aren't supposed to have collars. Popped collar on a leather jacket ala the Fonz, however = awesome.

What the fuck is a Jager bomb? Actually, nevermind, I probably don't want to know.

I ain't never had no use fer no book lernin'.

Ummm... not while playing video games... no.

Watch? Fuck, I don't even own a clock if it's not integrated into some other device like a dvd player, microwave, or computer.

Are they similar to Frosted Flakes or Frosted Mini-Wheats? Those are yummy.

I believe in Ceiling Cat.

Dude's gotta keep his pubes lookin' slick, don't he?

Ceiling Cat be praised! I am not a douchebag!

100% douche free!

Chainlink is a douche, no matter what that asshole tells you.

Le douche to you bitch.

Whipped Le Douche. Extra frothy.

Whocy?

I don't put up with Douchebaggery of any kind.

well my score was 1, which is one more than i expected

Your level of douchery may depend on which one you answered yes to

+1

i do own a shirt or two that have letters on them that are in fact greek...