Ask Eliza

hk85 said:
The linearity assumption of the validation of soil-to-plant transfer factors of natural uranium and 226Ra was tested using Helianthus annuus L. (sunflower) grown in a hydroponic medium. I'm concerned that the Transfer of natural uranium and 226Ra was inadequately tested in both the aerial fraction of plants and in the overall seedlings (roots and shoots). The results show that the linearity assumption can be over considered for the valid in the hydroponic growth of sunflowers for the radionuclides studied. Should I plant Rosemary instead?

Skulk said:
Why is it that I feel the urge to ask you specific questions about myself when you have no idea who I am?

ElizaTheTroll said:

Because a column entitled "Ask <female first name>" triggers a reaction deeply embedded into your brain's wiring by the extraterrestrials who constructed your species?

(Just taking a wild guess here.)

Just remember not to start you posts with "Dear Penthouse", okay?

Skulk said:
I actually checked your profile first. I like to know who I'm talking to.

ElizaTheTroll said:

Stalker!

Incidentally, I just checked my profile and realized that I never updated my relationship status. Shock!!! I'm just glad I'm so unattractive.

RudieCantFail said:

What?! No offers for fisting?!

RudieCantFail said:
What?! No offers for fisting?!

ElizaTheTroll said:
You guys should seriously come up with more questions, or I might have to occupy myself with Nathaniel's EMP problem. You don't want that. No really, you definitely DON'T WANT THAT.

*suppresses evil snicker*

RudieCantFail said:

I just don't have many complicated questions in my life. They are usually things like, "Cheerios or Frosted Flakes?"; "Get out of bed, or stay in bed all day?"; "Take a shower, or continue smelling like expired milk?"

ElizaTheTroll said:
You're right, that's too easy: get out of bed, take a shower, have frosted flakes, post lots of lolcats for out entertainment (preferably in that order).

coyotemike said:
Why do threads die right after I post in them?

Bill_the_Cat said:
So, having spent 9 months in Australia I noticed that everybody there drinks wine. Does that mean there are no real men in Australia? Where do they get new Australians from?