The Mansion: The Trap

Yo, man, the plan is to get in and out of here. I know just where Old Man McGrath keeps his precious jewels.



Man, dude this mansion gives me the creeps! There's something wrong here!



Don't be a pussy, Riley. You want that widescreen TV or not?



Well, yeah, but...



So come on! We ain't got that much time! Let me just pick the lock... ok! We're ready to go in. Now just follow me, Baby Bambi.



Man, shut up. I'm comin'.



May I help you with something, boys?



Ah, shit! I mean...



What my friend means to say is that we are here collecting signatures. Signatures for a petition to destroy Nature's Friend National Park to make way for a mansion community!



Well, you could have knocked, but I'm definitely up to sign this petition. I can't stand icky trees! Did you know that once a filthy bird in one of those flew down and pecked my cousin? I don't even know why God made them! Where's the petition?



Um... you know what? I just realized my friend and I just left it in the car! Wow, it's been such a busy day collecting signatures that we must just be so tired and delirious.



Well, father would not approve, but why don't you two get off your feet for a bit and take a nap? There's plenty of room in the mansion.



Uh, you know we'd love to but...um...



We have to get back to the courthouse before it gets too late! So we're just gonna go grab the petition sheet and be right back and we'll be on our way...



And just what in blazes is going on here?



Oh father, these two gentlemen were just-



I don't care what these hooligans were doing! You know how I feel about you having boys in the house when I'm gone! You march your fertile loins upstairs and go to your room!



Father, you are impossible! I hate you!



I wish you'd never been born!



Uh, we better be going...



Not so fast! You two boys like salads? Because I was thinking that we would make a great salad tossing team. You two like salami? Let me get us some bourbon.



Ah, well, that sounds good and all, but... but... um, why is the door locked?



Make yourself comfortable boys. You'll like the mansion. Everyone likes it here. Soon you'll realize that escape is quite impossible. Now come on. Let this old dog teach you boys some sexy new tricks.



Ah, Jesus, fuck me.



Hmm. That's the idea isn't it?



GULP!

BRILLIANT!

pure genius

what do you think hes gonna put in their ass?

He won't get a very good tone in there.

its a deep, muddy tone reminiscent of early King Crimson

BA-DUM-CHMFF*

YIKES!

uhnnn...thats a sweet sound sugar

you think he's like...
all up in there?

I know i am

that guy's about to nut

Whudgyou say about my momma?

is that Levar Burton? it really looks like him

No
some dude named TK Carter

geez! whats her problem?

hahahahahahahaha!

McGrath's daughter is a fox. i want to put my penis in her butthole.

she's got connections with the ghostbusters
you know those guys are all about anal

especially Egon. He never was the same after that time he spent in a Turkish prison.

this guy kind of looks like judd nelson

'this is what you get at my house when you spill paint in the garage!'

Egon was always my favorite ghostbuster
maybe it was because i sensed he had an open mind about sex

fist a bitch