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NoSmoking

NoSmoking

Houston, TX
October 2002

MAY 13, 2008 04:49 PM



Yo, man, the plan is to get in and out of here. I know just where Old Man McGrath keeps his precious jewels.



Man, dude this mansion gives me the creeps! There's something wrong here!



Don't be a pussy, Riley. You want that widescreen TV or not?



Well, yeah, but...



So come on! We ain't got that much time! Let me just pick the lock... ok! We're ready to go in. Now just follow me, Baby Bambi.



Man, shut up. I'm comin'.



May I help you with something, boys?



Ah, shit! I mean...



What my friend means to say is that we are here collecting signatures. Signatures for a petition to destroy Nature's Friend National Park to make way for a mansion community!



Well, you could have knocked, but I'm definitely up to sign this petition. I can't stand icky trees! Did you know that once a filthy bird in one of those flew down and pecked my cousin? I don't even know why God made them! Where's the petition?



Um... you know what? I just realized my friend and I just left it in the car! Wow, it's been such a busy day collecting signatures that we must just be so tired and delirious.



Well, father would not approve, but why don't you two get off your feet for a bit and take a nap? There's plenty of room in the mansion.



Uh, you know we'd love to but...um...



We have to get back to the courthouse before it gets too late! So we're just gonna go grab the petition sheet and be right back and we'll be on our way...



And just what in blazes is going on here?



Oh father, these two gentlemen were just-



I don't care what these hooligans were doing! You know how I feel about you having boys in the house when I'm gone! You march your fertile loins upstairs and go to your room!



Father, you are impossible! I hate you!



I wish you'd never been born!



Uh, we better be going...



Not so fast! You two boys like salads? Because I was thinking that we would make a great salad tossing team. You two like salami? Let me get us some bourbon.



Ah, well, that sounds good and all, but... but... um, why is the door locked?



Make yourself comfortable boys. You'll like the mansion. Everyone likes it here. Soon you'll realize that escape is quite impossible. Now come on. Let this old dog teach you boys some sexy new tricks.



Ah, Jesus, fuck me.



Hmm. That's the idea isn't it?



GULP!


























JacksWastedLife

JacksWastedLife

Irving, TX
April 2007

MAY 13, 2008 04:57 PM

BRILLIANT!

sweetloretta

sweetloretta

Bellingham, WA
June 2003

MAY 13, 2008 05:34 PM

pure genius

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Intercourse, PA
January 2006

MAY 13, 2008 05:39 PM

sweetloretta

sweetloretta

Bellingham, WA
June 2003

MAY 13, 2008 05:40 PM

RudieCantFail said:
Needs more cowbell.



what do you think hes gonna put in their ass?

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Intercourse, PA
January 2006

MAY 13, 2008 05:42 PM

sweetloretta said:

RudieCantFail said:
Needs more cowbell.



what do you think hes gonna put in their ass?



He won't get a very good tone in there.

sweetloretta

sweetloretta

Bellingham, WA
June 2003

MAY 13, 2008 05:43 PM

RudieCantFail said:

sweetloretta said:

RudieCantFail said:
Needs more cowbell.



what do you think hes gonna put in their ass?



He won't get a very good tone in there.



its a deep, muddy tone reminiscent of early King Crimson

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Intercourse, PA
January 2006

MAY 13, 2008 05:47 PM

sweetloretta said:

RudieCantFail said:

sweetloretta said:

RudieCantFail said:
Needs more cowbell.



what do you think hes gonna put in their ass?



He won't get a very good tone in there.



its a deep, muddy tone...



BA-DUM-CHMFF*

NoSmoking

NoSmoking

Houston, TX
October 2002

MAY 13, 2008 05:51 PM



YIKES!

sweetloretta

sweetloretta

Bellingham, WA
June 2003

MAY 13, 2008 05:56 PM

zoom image

uhnnn...thats a sweet sound sugar

NoSmoking

NoSmoking

Houston, TX
October 2002

MAY 13, 2008 05:57 PM

sweetloretta said:
zoom image

uhnnn...thats a sweet sound sugar



you think he's like...
all up in there?

sweetloretta

sweetloretta

Bellingham, WA
June 2003

MAY 13, 2008 05:59 PM

NoSmoking said:

sweetloretta said:
zoom image

uhnnn...thats a sweet sound sugar



you think he's like...
all up in there?



zoom image
I know i am

NoSmoking

NoSmoking

Houston, TX
October 2002

MAY 13, 2008 06:03 PM

that guy's about to nut

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

Redding, CA
December 2005

MAY 13, 2008 06:04 PM


Whudgyou say about my momma?

sweetloretta

sweetloretta

Bellingham, WA
June 2003

MAY 13, 2008 06:05 PM

ckdexterhaven said:

Whudgyou say about my momma?



is that Levar Burton? it really looks like him

NoSmoking

NoSmoking

Houston, TX
October 2002

MAY 13, 2008 06:07 PM

sweetloretta said:

ckdexterhaven said:

Whudgyou say about my momma?



is that Levar Burton? it really looks like him



No
some dude named TK Carter

sweetloretta

sweetloretta

Bellingham, WA
June 2003

MAY 13, 2008 06:14 PM

NoSmoking said:

sweetloretta said:

ckdexterhaven said:
zoom image
Whudgyou say about my momma?



is that Levar Burton? it really looks like him



No
some dude named TK Carter








geez! whats her problem?zoom image

NoSmoking

NoSmoking

Houston, TX
October 2002

MAY 13, 2008 06:16 PM

sweetloretta said:

NoSmoking said:

sweetloretta said:

ckdexterhaven said:
zoom image
Whudgyou say about my momma?



is that Levar Burton? it really looks like him



No
some dude named TK Carter








geez! whats her problem?zoom image



hahahahahahahaha!

sweetloretta

sweetloretta

Bellingham, WA
June 2003

MAY 13, 2008 08:13 PM

JacksWastedLife

JacksWastedLife

Irving, TX
April 2007

MAY 13, 2008 08:14 PM

McGrath's daughter is a fox. i want to put my penis in her butthole.

NoSmoking

NoSmoking

Houston, TX
October 2002

MAY 13, 2008 08:15 PM

JacksWastedLife said:
McGrath's daughter is a fox. i want to put my penis in her butthole.



she's got connections with the ghostbusters
you know those guys are all about anal

JacksWastedLife

JacksWastedLife

Irving, TX
April 2007

MAY 13, 2008 08:16 PM

especially Egon. He never was the same after that time he spent in a Turkish prison.

NoSmoking

NoSmoking

Houston, TX
October 2002

MAY 13, 2008 08:16 PM



this guy kind of looks like judd nelson

'this is what you get at my house when you spill paint in the garage!'

NoSmoking

NoSmoking

Houston, TX
October 2002

MAY 13, 2008 08:17 PM

JacksWastedLife said:
especially Egon. He never was the same after that time he spent in a Turkish prison.



Egon was always my favorite ghostbuster
maybe it was because i sensed he had an open mind about sex

sweetloretta

sweetloretta

Bellingham, WA
June 2003

MAY 13, 2008 08:17 PM

JacksWastedLife said:
McGrath's daughter is a fox. i want to put my penis in her butthole.



fist a bitch

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