ghosts watch you while you're in the bathroom

that's what ghosts do

can ghosts jack off?

-TM

after someone dies i always wonder if they can see me doing bad things

I think ghosts themselves are what can be termed as "air spooge." Though I'm not sure; correct me if I'm wrong.

patrick swayze's work has always been so existential, man.
it's like, point break? come on. more like "point brain"

I have a strange urge to watch Ghostbusters now.

i have a strange urge to poo now

nothing strange about wanting to watch ghostbusters.

something strange must be going on in your neighborhood. is there anyone you think you may be able to call?

now that's a turn on

whatever you do Kindle, remember, bustin' makes you feel good and there is NOTHING wrong with that

I am a very classy lady

my hair itches
maybe i should bathe more than once a week

why? i dont get it.

i don't get it either

silliness scum.

did she make iced tea?!

EXACTLY

you wanna know why i'm sittin' strong?
because i just can't stand touchin' my dong

I'm sure there are ghosts in my apartment building. The building is about 130 years old, and used to be a doctors office, back when doctors would use their office as a hospital.