I love your mom *mush thread*

I do. She's great.

I love okio's mom...just sayin'

I love g_whiz's mom...just sayin'

Your mom loves me.

i wish i could say i love your mom, but i dont.
i just used her and threw her away like the bitch ass ho that she is.

I'm here to collect for services rendered. That will be $50.00.

I'm also here for the collection services. Pay me first, and I'll let you off the hook for the other mom you used.

breaks kneecaps

bitchslaps

your mom upside down is wow

No, no... It's the other way around. I break your kneecaps if you don't pay.

Bitchslaps only make me chuckle.

...in the butt.

with what, lolcats?
/breaks finger

Hey! Are you a loan shark?! Do you understand how finance works?!

:pulls out sledge hammer:

Now let's do this thing.

c'mon, you know guns trump blunt objects.

c'mon, you know guns trump blunt objects.



Just like a wop to bring a knife to a gun fight.

last time someone tried to start a fight with me, i said, "i'm jewish"
"so"
i pulled out my phone, "how many lawyers do you have in your cell?"
"huh?"
"dude, if you lay one hand on me, i'll own you"
"huh?"
and i got to walk away calmly, without having to look back.
good times.

LMAO

I'll use that if I ever overcome my social anxiety and go somewhere that has more than three people, and I could potentially get into a fight.

Hell... I might just go looking for a fight just to use that.

I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one.

thanks for random song lyrics, i cant tell you how much they mean to me.

You're welcome.