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Dainty

Dainty

I'm lost
August 2007

MAY 12, 2008 07:02 PM

I do. She's great.

InnocentSid

InnocentSid

Providence, RI
June 2007

MAY 12, 2008 07:06 PM

I love okio's mom...just sayin'

Dainty

Dainty

I'm lost
August 2007

MAY 12, 2008 07:06 PM

I love g_whiz's mom...just sayin'

FlipsideReport

FlipsideReport

USA
October 2007

MAY 12, 2008 07:06 PM

Your mom loves me.

sitar

sitar

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

MAY 12, 2008 07:08 PM

i wish i could say i love your mom, but i dont.
i just used her and threw her away like the bitch ass ho that she is.

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Intercourse, PA
January 2006

MAY 12, 2008 07:09 PM

sitar said:
i wish i could say i love your mom, but i dont.
i just used her and threw her away like the bitch ass ho that she is.



I'm here to collect for services rendered. That will be $50.00.

FlipsideReport

FlipsideReport

USA
October 2007

MAY 12, 2008 07:10 PM

RudieCantFail said:

sitar said:
i wish i could say i love your mom, but i dont.
i just used her and threw her away like the bitch ass ho that she is.



I'm here to collect for services rendered. That will be $50.00.



I'm also here for the collection services. Pay me first, and I'll let you off the hook for the other mom you used.

sitar

sitar

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

MAY 12, 2008 07:16 PM

RudieCantFail said:

sitar said:
i wish i could say i love your mom, but i dont.
i just used her and threw her away like the bitch ass ho that she is.



I'm here to collect for services rendered. That will be $50.00.



breaks kneecaps

sitar

sitar

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

MAY 12, 2008 07:16 PM

MinusFourDegrees said:

RudieCantFail said:

sitar said:
i wish i could say i love your mom, but i dont.
i just used her and threw her away like the bitch ass ho that she is.



I'm here to collect for services rendered. That will be $50.00.



I'm also here for the collection services. Pay me first, and I'll let you off the hook for the other mom you used.



bitchslaps

JacksWastedLife

JacksWastedLife

Irving, TX
April 2007

MAY 12, 2008 07:25 PM

your mom upside down is wow

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Intercourse, PA
January 2006

MAY 12, 2008 07:27 PM

sitar said:

RudieCantFail said:

sitar said:
i wish i could say i love your mom, but i dont.
i just used her and threw her away like the bitch ass ho that she is.



I'm here to collect for services rendered. That will be $50.00.



breaks kneecaps



No, no... It's the other way around. I break your kneecaps if you don't pay.

FlipsideReport

FlipsideReport

USA
October 2007

MAY 12, 2008 07:28 PM

sitar said:

MinusFourDegrees said:

RudieCantFail said:

sitar said:
i wish i could say i love your mom, but i dont.
i just used her and threw her away like the bitch ass ho that she is.



I'm here to collect for services rendered. That will be $50.00.



I'm also here for the collection services. Pay me first, and I'll let you off the hook for the other mom you used.



bitchslaps



Bitchslaps only make me chuckle.

Spiffy

Spiffy

Edmonton, AB
March 2007

MAY 12, 2008 10:19 PM

...in the butt.

sitar

sitar

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

MAY 12, 2008 10:22 PM

RudieCantFail said:

sitar said:

RudieCantFail said:

sitar said:
i wish i could say i love your mom, but i dont.
i just used her and threw her away like the bitch ass ho that she is.



I'm here to collect for services rendered. That will be $50.00.



breaks kneecaps



No, no... It's the other way around. I break your kneecaps if you don't pay.



with what, lolcats?
/breaks finger

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Intercourse, PA
January 2006

MAY 12, 2008 10:24 PM

sitar said:

RudieCantFail said:

sitar said:

RudieCantFail said:

sitar said:
i wish i could say i love your mom, but i dont.
i just used her and threw her away like the bitch ass ho that she is.



I'm here to collect for services rendered. That will be $50.00.



breaks kneecaps



No, no... It's the other way around. I break your kneecaps if you don't pay.



with what, lolcats?
/breaks finger



Hey! Are you a loan shark?! Do you understand how finance works?!

:pulls out sledge hammer:

Now let's do this thing.

sitar

sitar

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

MAY 12, 2008 10:30 PM

RudieCantFail said:

sitar said:

RudieCantFail said:

sitar said:

RudieCantFail said:

sitar said:
i wish i could say i love your mom, but i dont.
i just used her and threw her away like the bitch ass ho that she is.



I'm here to collect for services rendered. That will be $50.00.



breaks kneecaps



No, no... It's the other way around. I break your kneecaps if you don't pay.



with what, lolcats?
/breaks finger



Hey! Are you a loan shark?! Do you understand how finance works?!

:pulls out sledge hammer:

Now let's do this thing.



c'mon, you know guns trump blunt objects.

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Intercourse, PA
January 2006

MAY 12, 2008 10:37 PM

sitar said:

RudieCantFail said:

sitar said:

RudieCantFail said:

sitar said:

RudieCantFail said:
sitar said:
i wish i could say i love your mom, but i dont.
i just used her and threw her away like the bitch ass ho that she is.



I'm here to collect for services rendered. That will be $50.00.



breaks kneecaps



No, no... It's the other way around. I break your kneecaps if you don't pay.



with what, lolcats?
/breaks finger



Hey! Are you a loan shark?! Do you understand how finance works?!

:pulls out sledge hammer:

Now let's do this thing.



c'mon, you know guns trump blunt objects.



Just like a wop to bring a knife to a gun fight.

sitar

sitar

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

MAY 12, 2008 10:41 PM



last time someone tried to start a fight with me, i said, "i'm jewish"
"so"
i pulled out my phone, "how many lawyers do you have in your cell?"
"huh?"
"dude, if you lay one hand on me, i'll own you"
"huh?"
and i got to walk away calmly, without having to look back.
good times.

FlipsideReport

FlipsideReport

USA
October 2007

MAY 12, 2008 10:47 PM

sitar said:


last time someone tried to start a fight with me, i said, "i'm jewish"
"so"
i pulled out my phone, "how many lawyers do you have in your cell?"
"huh?"
"dude, if you lay one hand on me, i'll own you"
"huh?"
and i got to walk away calmly, without having to look back.
good times.



LMAO

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Intercourse, PA
January 2006

MAY 12, 2008 10:52 PM

sitar said:


last time someone tried to start a fight with me, i said, "i'm jewish"
"so"
i pulled out my phone, "how many lawyers do you have in your cell?"
"huh?"
"dude, if you lay one hand on me, i'll own you"
"huh?"
and i got to walk away calmly, without having to look back.
good times.



I'll use that if I ever overcome my social anxiety and go somewhere that has more than three people, and I could potentially get into a fight.

Hell... I might just go looking for a fight just to use that. biggrin

sillyokio

sillyokio

Egypt
January 2005

MAY 13, 2008 08:03 AM

I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one.

sitar

sitar

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

MAY 13, 2008 12:39 PM

sillyokio said:
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one.



thanks for random song lyrics, i cant tell you how much they mean to me.

sillyokio

sillyokio

Egypt
January 2005

MAY 13, 2008 06:24 PM

sitar said:

sillyokio said:
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one.



thanks for random song lyrics, i cant tell you how much they mean to me.



You're welcome.