NEW TOPIC

POST EXPRESSING DISMAY AT DISAPPEARANCE OF OLD THREAD.

POST EXPRESSING LACK OF INTEREST AND STATING THAT OP WAS NOT READ AS IT WAS TOO LONG.

POST EXPRESSING DISBELIEF THAT OP WAS NOT READ IN ITS ENTIRETY AS IT IS FULL OF REVELATIONS DERIVED FROM HAIR-BRAINED CONSPIRACY THEORIES.

ACCUSATION THAT PREVIOUS POSTER IS A TOOL OF THE MACHINE.

ADMONITION REGARDING USE OF THE SEARCH FUNCTION

ASSERTION THAT SEARCH FUNCTION DID NOT RETURN RESULTS WHEN ATTEMPTED.

ASSERTION THAT CURRENT TOPIC IS SUPERIOR TO OLD ONE AT ANY RATE.

IMPERATIVE FOR QUOTED POSTER TO PROCEED TOWARDS FELLATING AN EQUINE.

INSERTS RANDOM LOL CATS

ACCUSATIONS OF SAID THREAD AS BEING DOOMED TO FAILURE

JOKE IMPLYING A FAUX MISUNDERSTANDING OF ORIGINAL JOKE

RECKLESS ASSERTION THAT CURRENT THREAD IS MADE OF ACHIEVEMENT.

UNSUCCESSFUL DEADPAN

ONOMOTOPEIA OF AIR RUSHING PAST QUOTED POSTER'S HEAD.

FLAME

SG MEMBERS BICKERING
(FAUX AND OTHERWISE)

AWKWARD LEVITY

ADHOMINEM ATTACK

AD MATRIS ATTACK

ADMISSION OF IGNORANCE OF THE LATIN LANGUAGE.

REVELATION OF SECRET TOOLS

FAVORABLE COMPARISON OF NEW TOPIC TO NEW COKE WITH REGARDS TO ITS LONGEVITY.

CLEAR PEPSI

GIGGLESNORT

ZIMA

Diet Faygo

FRANK'S BLACK CHERRY WISHNIAK

VAN HALEN YOUTUBE VIDEO

FLASHBACK TO EARLY NINETIES