Totally inappropriate response to a perfectly reasonable question.

I'm not touching that question.hehehe

I would totally touch that question. Mmm cherry.

Dude, where's your car?

Right where I fucking left it. You wanna fight!?

Why do poodles hate me?

Stop raping them!


Do you shop at Abercrombie and Fitch?

i wouldn't wipe my arse with the fucking rags they call clothes

pepsi or coke?

Cranberry juice

Body part you could do without?

423 A.D. . Look it up.

my penis

have you ever put someones' hair in pigtails?

only pubic hair


Do you find Ronald McDonald sexy?

I am sorry, I though this had something to do with reasonable questions you son of a motherless goat.

What color is the red firetruck?

Fuck, what movie is that from? grrr
EDIT: The three Amigos! Hell yeah!


It's obviously fuschia dumbass.


How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?

4000


Why does potato chips give me gas?

it because you inhale all the extra air that's in the packets in an attempt to get high on salty goodness

and the ever played-out question:

where are all the decent, single guys?

Getting passed over by women, because they subconsciously like assholes.


All the lonely people; where do they all come from?

Lithuania

What's wrong with the economy?

Hippies like you. That's what wrong with it, hippy.

Can I get fries with that?

no fries...chips.....

Where is true beauty found

inside the deepest and darkest of orifices, one must find it oneself.....good luck

why can't i sleep?

Haven't you noticed the kangaroo on your chest?


Wherefore art thou, Romeo?

get your grubby mitts off my coffee!


How's your day going?

to mcdonalds''''''

what's that on your nose?

FUCK YOU! JUST FUCK YOU!

why do i yawn so much? am i dieing?

you're a lazy bastard....

really, what's that hanging from your nose?

well since you insist, its a tampon

do badgers make good pets?

Richard Gere actually prefers them to gerbils.


What's this all about then?