Totally inappropriate response to a perfectly reasonable question.

The overlooking amateur overflows beside a sack.

What kind of tree is that?

Very.


What kind of a fool do you take me for?

Any excellent arrogance surprises the fuel without the geared literature.

Would you like fries with that?

What does my car have to do with this?

Where's the bathroom?

I won't stand for this!

What should I stand for?

Playgirl

Where's the soap?

Here's a list of things you can ram down your throat and/or up your ass at your earliest convenience.

Should I take up cross-stitch?

The weather dictates beneath an atom.

What makes the universe work?

Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps

Do you come here often?

A thorough repertoire duplicates an alias.

What was that?

the dog humping that prostitute.


when did you realize you loved them?

It is their way of dealing with menopause before the change.

How do you tell a man from a dog?

Its retrieval impresses a resolve into the paperback vain.

What is in the van?

Henry Rollins and me, having a push-up competition.

How do lightbulbs work?

HOW DARE YOU! IF I EVER MEET YOU, I'LL STAPLE A U.S. FLAG TO YOUR BUTT AND MAIL YOU TO IRAN!

Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?

SHUT UP, JUDGE!


Do you know where i can find a good key lime pie?

Yeah, because key lime pie is as delicious as a booger and banana slug smoothie.


What's your favorite dessert?

your mom covered in chocolate


Do you make your own desserts or buy them?

The demise copes around each derivative!

Are you going to finish that?

Take your finger out of my nose!

Did you vote for Obama?

The withdrawing law runs against the maker.

Did you clean behind your ears?

I fucked your momma that's what I did.

How did you sleep?

A coast decides a disturbance.

What can you tell me about the moon?