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g_whiz

g_whiz

Hollywood, FL
October 2004

MAY 09, 2008 11:06 AM

Ok so this game is like the other question games, with the obvious twist that you have to come up with a totally inappropriate answer to the previous persons perfectly reasonable question, and then ask the next reasonable question.

example: Q: How's your day going A: Your mother's a retired whore you stupid cow!


Ok....GO!


What are you up to this weekend?

janegeraldine

janegeraldine

Marshfield, MA
April 2007

MAY 09, 2008 11:06 AM

My fucking yard is on fire.

Do you have any pets?

NathanialBlood

NathanialBlood

United Kingdom
August 2006

MAY 09, 2008 11:07 AM

Well you a fuckling asshat who doesn't read the rules

Who else wants to play?

velvet_petal

velvet_petal

I'm lost
November 2006

MAY 09, 2008 11:16 AM

Spores are usually haploid and unicellular, you fucker!

Did you know eating fat-free chips can result in anal leakage?

janegeraldine

janegeraldine

Marshfield, MA
April 2007

MAY 09, 2008 11:17 AM

The bar I go to has crappy songs on the jukebox.

How much do plane tickets to San Juan cost?

g_whiz

g_whiz

Hollywood, FL
October 2004

MAY 09, 2008 11:47 AM

BOOBS!

What kind of ice cream do you like?

Faytal_Kraydel

Faytal_Kraydel

Upper Darby, PA
November 2007

MAY 09, 2008 11:49 AM

The Pythagorean theorem


How many states are there?

Lusyd

Lusyd

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

MAY 09, 2008 11:56 AM

That's what she said.

How's your mom doing today?

JustJeff

JustJeff

Redford, MI
April 2007

MAY 09, 2008 11:57 AM

Bob Saget fuckin' ROCKS!!!!

Why am I paying $3.60 for a fucking gallon of gas when our armed forces are camped out in one of the largest oil producing countries on the planet?

Lusyd

Lusyd

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

MAY 09, 2008 12:13 PM

I JUST WANT TO RUN OVER SOME HOOKERS!!!!!!!

Would you like one lump or two?

Murder_

Murder_

Linwood, NJ
February 2008

MAY 09, 2008 12:26 PM

get me my fucking tea you fat troll!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

sirin

sirin

Santa Fe, NM
November 2007

MAY 09, 2008 12:33 PM

Suck it, Trebek!!!

Where's my martini?

TaoAndCoffee

TaoAndCoffee

Stoney Creek, ON
June 2007

MAY 09, 2008 12:37 PM

How about you go and stick your little needle dick in a camel?

What's your favourite colour?

Murder_

Murder_

Linwood, NJ
February 2008

MAY 09, 2008 12:38 PM

your mom!

why is the sky blue?

lamesauce_nox

lamesauce_nox

San Bernardino, CA
February 2008

MAY 09, 2008 12:46 PM

You don't talk about my mom that way! Only I get to say that about her!!

Who's up for a game of century club?

janegeraldine

janegeraldine

Marshfield, MA
April 2007

MAY 09, 2008 12:58 PM

Speak English, motherfucker!

How many days til Christmas?

Frolic

Frolic

SUICIDEGIRL

Ohio, USA

MAY 09, 2008 01:03 PM

How many fuckers need to get whacked before I can get some decent blow around here!

What's your favorite band?

g_whiz

g_whiz

Hollywood, FL
October 2004

MAY 09, 2008 01:04 PM

Your mother's a toothless whore. Which means she can charge extra!

What's a madda you?

hk85

hk85

Guerneville, CA
October 2007

MAY 09, 2008 01:07 PM

get your shit out of my sherbert fuckwad.

what's for lunch?

TaoAndCoffee

TaoAndCoffee

Stoney Creek, ON
June 2007

MAY 09, 2008 01:11 PM

Admit it: you like it in the butt.

How's the weather out there?

hk85

hk85

Guerneville, CA
October 2007

MAY 09, 2008 01:15 PM

i have no idea who that belongs too, or what it would be used for.

is there more cake?

janegeraldine

janegeraldine

Marshfield, MA
April 2007

MAY 09, 2008 01:31 PM

Quit fucking that damn panda!

Can I get some coffee?

hk85

hk85

Guerneville, CA
October 2007

MAY 09, 2008 01:38 PM

kwityerbitchen, i will not loan you my damn penguin suit and that's final.

do you like weasels?

JustJeff

JustJeff

Redford, MI
April 2007

MAY 09, 2008 01:41 PM

Lobbing grenades into hospital waiting rooms is the shit!

Can I pop my eye out if I stick my finger up my nose far enough?

CptPyjama

CptPyjama

United Kingdom
October 2006

MAY 09, 2008 01:57 PM

Oh, I thought from looking you'd already done it.

Would you like a cup of tea?

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