Don Diego is a Goddamned PERVERT

It's not true.

I love this thread.

I'm gonna have to go ahead and take fantasia barrino here for starring as herself in her own lifetime movie. I never thought I'd watch it until my roomate, in a menstrual haze complicated by a jigger full of taquitos, insisted I watch it with her.

The story of Fantasia? My god, what must that have been like?

"Amish Grace" her faith was founded on forgiveness. Then her child was murdered. Playing soon.

Rated R for graphic depictions of butter churning and taffy pulling.

That is a thing of beauty.

Can't choose. Don't make me.

Manbags at dawn!

His lisp is very forceful!

I heard that scene was completely improvised. At least I hope it was. The idea of someone earning cash money for writing that dialogue makes me think that it was a bad day to quit sniffing glue.

If these people had shame they would not be earning a paycheck.

It really is a black eye on the Transmorphers franchise. I don't think it'll ever be able to recover.

You keep using that word.

I've actually seen that movie.

I thought it would be so bad it's good, but it moved past so bad it's good to "so bad I threw up in my mouth a little".

Either that or shame is a chasm which must be bridged. Bridge that chasm, I say.

Ever see the 2nd one? Bruce Boxleitner was all up in that bitch. Not since Daniel Baldwin in King of Ants has someone truly owned a role like that.

An infinitely quotable film.