FUCK YOU CILANTRO!

You heard me.

Is that cilantro of legal age?

But, cilantro aids in the secretion of gastric juices.

Cilantro owes me money. yes. fuck cilantro. flake!!

Unfortunately cilantro got a variable interest rate mortgage loan and won't be paying you or anyone else back for quite some time.

Yeah but i heard he saved a BUNCH of money by switching to Geico. so fuck cilantro. holdin' out on me....

cilantro touched me in my no-no area.

But I liked it.

You know, I bought an ounce of cilantro today, but it turns out they just sold me a bag of weed. Now how am I going to make supper?

"This one time, at trendy food camp, I put some cilantro in my pie-hole"

I had an affair with that cilantro once. Then it wanted to get married, have my babies, and then probably poison me with arsenic and get my life insurance money.

I might've done it if the sex was better.

Yeah, but it's so delicious!

Ah man! Now I hate cilantro. That fucker!!

cilantro is cooling, it removes excess heat from the body, and is good if you have rashes or bug bites. it also leeches heavy metal toxins out of the body.
cilantro is my friend.
I'll unfriend anyone who says otherwise

I would totally have a three-way with cilantro and salmon, though.

You should meet Thai Basil. She's quite a catch.

them's fightin' words.

Thank you... I now understand a lot of jokes from The O.C.

Yes. And never make eggs with basil oil. No offense, Mr. Ginger. Long story, different state.

Normally I would disagree with you wholeheartedly but I recently made an eggs scramble with bruschetta ingredients (which for me includes parsley) but screwed up and accidentally used cilantro when I thought I had flat-leafed parsley. Not so great.

So even though I love cilantro deeply, fuck it for looking just like flat-leafed parsley.

cilantro is just misunderstood,

Damn xenophobes.

Come back, baby, Cilantro's sorry. Cilantro can change, baby!

hahaaha!!!!!