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MisterLinguist

MisterLinguist

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

APR 30, 2008 08:09 AM

Post your favorite Bash entries here.

<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard

g_whiz

g_whiz

Hollywood, FL
October 2004

APR 30, 2008 10:47 AM


<maiden> the wife is going to acupuncture to help us get pregnant...$65 a week
<knightmare> I'd think if she needed little pricks to get pregnant you would've gotten the job done months ago

g_whiz

g_whiz

Hollywood, FL
October 2004

APR 30, 2008 11:44 AM


Iridium24: If there is one thing i can do, its multitask



Wait for it...wait for it...

SockPuppet

SockPuppet

I'm lost
July 2006

APR 30, 2008 04:31 PM

g_whiz said:

Iridium24: If there is one thing i can do, its multitask



Wait for it...wait for it...



I loled

sillyokio

sillyokio

Egypt
January 2005

APR 30, 2008 04:33 PM

oh, how i love thee, bash.org


<gaarie> who the fuck names a lake winnipesaukee
<DX|laptop> indians
<ch> yep
<gaarie> truth
<DX|laptop> and not the tech support kind
<ch> the casino kind

Black_Beard

Black_Beard

Melbourne, FL
July 2005

MAY 01, 2008 06:39 AM



<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andycode> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.

SixBoxes

SixBoxes

Stoney Creek, ON
June 2007

MAY 01, 2008 07:20 AM

Oh god I forgot about that site. The only way I could waste hours reading text.



<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, shit


SixBoxes

SixBoxes

Stoney Creek, ON
June 2007

MAY 01, 2008 07:57 AM

Found my favourite of all time!


<BombScare> i beat the internet
<BombScare> the end guy is hard

g_whiz

g_whiz

Hollywood, FL
October 2004

MAY 01, 2008 10:53 AM


<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

g_whiz

g_whiz

Hollywood, FL
October 2004

MAY 01, 2008 03:02 PM


*** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'
* Anubis has joined #doghouse
<Anubis> what fraud?
<Kadmium> You haven't heard about it?
<Anubis> no?
<Kadmium> You can read the full story at http://www.tubgirl.com
<Anubis> omg wtf!
*** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'

KiwiFroot

KiwiFroot

Huntington Station, NY
November 2007

MAY 01, 2008 03:14 PM



Eldragon: seriously the level of public debate in this country is about the same as an elementary school yard
Eldragon: Wolf Blitzer: This just in from the tether ball Court, Obama's friend said Ms. Clinton has cooties.



Back in high school, I read through the entire archives. I am kind of tempted to do it again.

sweetloretta

sweetloretta

Bellingham, WA
June 2003

MAY 01, 2008 03:16 PM

<Pluton> what extension is an Adobe eBook?
<feerit> .gay

MisterLinguist

MisterLinguist

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

MAY 01, 2008 04:13 PM

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't fuck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
--------------
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fuck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

Mythos_

Mythos_

Germany
March 2008

MAY 01, 2008 04:23 PM

#328464

SparTacus (rulimbaww@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #santcuary
*SparTacus is now known as Betty_Guns
wacko Jacko (lbeedy@1C57684.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #santcuary
<wacko_Jacko>ok spartacus just came n here i know it. which one of you is that loser?
<hunney> I am spartacus
<ji_pper>no im spartacus
<Betty_Guns>I am spartacus
<mistr andersn>I'm spartacus
<wacko_Jacko>ur all freaks thats what u r


My favorite when I read that page a long time ago.